Mother of all that bleeds...
Mofo...I was being a dumbass and hopping fences and gates when I slipped on this gate. Well, the gate I fell upon happened to have these little pointy spade-shaped things. ...Yeah, I slipped on them, and was just hanging there for a while until I realized that I was bleeding. It went through my stomach...ahhh. And then when I tried to jump down, I scrapped my knee and that was bleeding too. Great, huh? Yes...I agreee as well. I was gonna go get Patty her signs, but...one injury a day, please.
Okie...that's great. Later kiddos.