I wanna ask you out to the prom, Orihime

Mar 22, 2010 22:25

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-03-22/warner-brothers-in-talks-for-live-action-bleach-film

when I first heard of it on twitter.... I had bad visions of Dragon Evolution OTL Hollywood, do you not learn from your mistakes? /facepalm

Anyway I started to envision out the CRACK!cast list on twitter..

SOUL REAPER STARRING SHIA LEBOUF

SHIA LEBOUF AS Kurosaki Ichigo
HILLARY DUFF AS Kuchiki Rukia
VANESSA HUDGENS AS Inoue Orihime
TAYLOR LAUTNER AS Abarai Renji
ROBERT PATTISON AS Aizen Sousuke
CHOW YUEN FATT AS Uruhara Kisuke
ZAC EFRON AS Kuchiki Byakuya
HARRISON FORD AS Kurosaki Issei

And hydeism ups the ante with a crack!plot for SOUL REAPER STARRING SHIA LEBOUF

The story begins with Ichigo, a young man trying to fit in with the rest of his school. (reads: STEREOTYPE HOLLYWOOD LOSER) After finally gathering enough courage to ask his beautiful classmate, Orihime out for his final year prom, he was devastated to arrive at Orihime's home to discovered that she was attacked by a monstrous being known as Hollow.

It was then when Ichigo met the mysterious Rukia - who claimed to be a Soul Reaper who fought the Hollow using the traditional Japanese katana; when his life will be changed forever.

If Hollywood proves our predictions wrong... CONSIDER ME SURPRISED LOLOLOLOLOL

disclaimer: all info on this page is not to be taken seriously. Aside from that ANN link.
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