Hey! Listen!
It seems there’s so many different revolutions happening at once it’s hard to know which to be a part of. You could join the technology revolution but that will only lead to your enslavement by machines. You could join the social media revolution, but you’ll end up with eyestrain, and a wealth of opinions with very little truth (this blog is a prime example). You could join the revolution of carbonated beverages, but that’ll just give you diabetes.
After your eyes have gone, your computer is too bossy, and your legs ache, you could join the green revolution, but you’ll have a hard time weeding out the hippies, bandwagon politicians, and crazy banjo playing mountain people (I prefer them to the other two).
I propose a new revolution, one that will quietly sit while the others shout profanities at each other. One that everyone can partake in and not even know that they are doing so. The revolution of common sense. Turn off your TV and start listening to yourself. You were born with everything you need to survive, now act like it.
After your eyes have gone, your computer is too bossy, and your legs ache, you could join the green revolution, but you’ll have a hard time weeding out the hippies, bandwagon politicians, and crazy banjo playing mountain people (I prefer them to the other two).
I propose a new revolution, one that will quietly sit while the others shout profanities at each other. One that everyone can partake in and not even know that they are doing so. The revolution of common sense. Turn off your TV and start listening to yourself. You were born with everything you need to survive, now act like it.