His pelvic thrust can penetrate six inches of steel...
Sex Napoleon came from humble French origins.
He came, a lot.
Sex Napoleon came to conquer a lot of folk.
He came a lot on them.
In fact he came SO much, he sort of, came his way to being Emperor of France.
Sex Emperor of France.
Sex Napoleon.
Sex Napoleon could not be constrained by the mere bounds of France.
His genitals were aching for more women to slay with his rod.
So he came a whole fucking lot over a lot of people.
Everything, apparently did go better with bukake.
And so Sex Napoleon began to sexpand, moving Westward, his hunger for pussy unquenchable.
And so, he invaded the frozen wastes in exotic locales.
Sexy exotic locales.
But alas, Sex Napoleon was driven back by the cold winter of chlamydia.
Cold, cold chlamydia winters, driven even hard because his Sexy Emperor's loins were untenable.
And so, Sex Napoleon was laid low, never to rise again.
Poor Sex Napoleon.
Sexy Emperor Napoleon of France.
He came, a lot.
Sex Napoleon came to conquer a lot of folk.
He came a lot on them.
In fact he came SO much, he sort of, came his way to being Emperor of France.
Sex Emperor of France.
Sex Napoleon.
Sex Napoleon could not be constrained by the mere bounds of France.
His genitals were aching for more women to slay with his rod.
So he came a whole fucking lot over a lot of people.
Everything, apparently did go better with bukake.
And so Sex Napoleon began to sexpand, moving Westward, his hunger for pussy unquenchable.
And so, he invaded the frozen wastes in exotic locales.
Sexy exotic locales.
But alas, Sex Napoleon was driven back by the cold winter of chlamydia.
Cold, cold chlamydia winters, driven even hard because his Sexy Emperor's loins were untenable.
And so, Sex Napoleon was laid low, never to rise again.
Poor Sex Napoleon.
Sexy Emperor Napoleon of France.