Things I did during this weekend.
Greetings, faithful readers!
Always assuming I have faithful readers. I'm pretty sure at this point most readers have given up all hope. I mean, seriously... Faith like that deserves all the miracles I can muster.
So, if you're reading this, I will give you a miracle.
You will find something that you thought lost.
...at some point.
And when you do, you will know yourself rewarded by the Glory that is The PirateKing.
So!
On to things that nobody cares about!
This weekend I woke up at 8 am on sunday morning!
Among many other mildly interesting things!
I cleaned the kitchen.
I posted a LiveJournal TRADEMARCKEN!! entry.
I won first place in a FARK.COM^ PHOTOSHOP^ contest.
I also went and saw and kinda met David Sedaris^ tonight.
I thought for a minute "H&R Block's TaxCut^" was a new video game.
I monetarily proved I'm a fan of Schlock Mercenary^ buy purchasing his book.
I giggled like a schoolgirl at the word "Pooper".
I marveled at the perfection of the the living-room-based tropical fish.
I stunted the emotional growth of my cat by calling her "Phat Pads" (the vet said she was gaing weight so fast she had fat pads forming in her groinal region.). Making her dance to The Theme from Knight Rider probably didn't help her self-esteem.
I shaved off my moustache.
Think about that for a second.
Since November, 1997, I've had a moustache. Y'all have seen the infamous photo of me with the horns^, and I have looked exactly like that since 1999. I drew a picture and stuck it in the crawlspace, but I haven't noticed anything yet.
And I shaved my moustache off and found several pictures of my Dad hiding underneath.
Reality check: I'm up for a promotion, and should probably shave and shower regularly if I want to make a good impression. We all know my writting skillze r rly awsume!
I leave you with this:
Work really hard and be pretty nice to people who are no threat and you'll go far.
I mean, Work hard, and have a sense of humor, and pay attention only to things that pertain to you, and you'll go far.
I mean, pretend to be a radio announcer, and tell tech support customers: "your button pushing ability is surely no less than masterful" while doodling stuff like this in MS Paint:
Always assuming I have faithful readers. I'm pretty sure at this point most readers have given up all hope. I mean, seriously... Faith like that deserves all the miracles I can muster.
So, if you're reading this, I will give you a miracle.
You will find something that you thought lost.
...at some point.
And when you do, you will know yourself rewarded by the Glory that is The PirateKing.
So!
On to things that nobody cares about!
This weekend I woke up at 8 am on sunday morning!
Among many other mildly interesting things!
I cleaned the kitchen.
I posted a LiveJournal TRADEMARCKEN!! entry.
I won first place in a FARK.COM^ PHOTOSHOP^ contest.
I also went and saw and kinda met David Sedaris^ tonight.
I thought for a minute "H&R Block's TaxCut^" was a new video game.
I monetarily proved I'm a fan of Schlock Mercenary^ buy purchasing his book.
I giggled like a schoolgirl at the word "Pooper".
I marveled at the perfection of the the living-room-based tropical fish.
I stunted the emotional growth of my cat by calling her "Phat Pads" (the vet said she was gaing weight so fast she had fat pads forming in her groinal region.). Making her dance to The Theme from Knight Rider probably didn't help her self-esteem.
I shaved off my moustache.
Think about that for a second.
Since November, 1997, I've had a moustache. Y'all have seen the infamous photo of me with the horns^, and I have looked exactly like that since 1999. I drew a picture and stuck it in the crawlspace, but I haven't noticed anything yet.
And I shaved my moustache off and found several pictures of my Dad hiding underneath.
Reality check: I'm up for a promotion, and should probably shave and shower regularly if I want to make a good impression. We all know my writting skillze r rly awsume!
I leave you with this:
Work really hard and be pretty nice to people who are no threat and you'll go far.
I mean, Work hard, and have a sense of humor, and pay attention only to things that pertain to you, and you'll go far.
I mean, pretend to be a radio announcer, and tell tech support customers: "your button pushing ability is surely no less than masterful" while doodling stuff like this in MS Paint: