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Apr 11, 2009 10:40

Children's Book You Will Never See:

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to be Buried?
Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
All Dogs Go To Hell
The Kids Guide To Hitchhiking
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What is That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Mr Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That's Bad
Fun with Pointy Things
Keep Picking At It
It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce
If it's in a Bottle Drink It
Eating Glue is Good For You
You Can Fly Too If You Wear a Cape
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
Foreigners are Bad People
Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities
Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?
Is the Stove Hot Yet?
Dead Pets Are Fun Too
The New Baby is Better Than You
You Are Different and That's Bad
Dad's New Wife Timothy
Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Sharing Is for the Weak
When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God did It

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