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[piratejaz]

i am an obnoxious drunk.

also i lost my bag :[

if anyone saw it can you tell me!!!!???

thanks. xo

**bag is leopard print with pink lining. contents vital for life**

Comments

[concorde_dawn]

i was 110% obnoxious drunk last night. bottle of wine + beer + half bottle of YAYger (now known as BOOOOOger) will do that though.
night culminated with me and friends at some schmancy bar in st kilda playing bad music. i danced in a hilarious manner complete with madonna vogue moves and screaming for new order calling girls pirate whores with filthy mouths and bad hair. then i got challenged to a fight to which my reply was 'HAHAHAHAHAHA be cool dickhead! id fucking hurt you!' before walking off to find toilet which i couldnt find and then i somehow was in the toilets (possibly the girls due to lack of piss trough). then i screamed out FUCK THIS PLACE IS GAY ALONG WITH EVERYONE IN IT! and stormed out.
then we got home somehow. i remember singing 'i think were alone now' at some point.

[natski]

is wish i could remember saturday night.
or maybe it's best that i don't. eeep!

[piratejaz]

i kept meaning to call or get my ass to the rosemount! (sorry han love!) clearly i was RETARDEDLY drunk.

although, my bag did show up today :D

[piratejaz]

HAHAHAHa. excellent form sir!

come to perth before i disappear, we can be obnoxious!! also, i wish to call some wenches "pirate whores".

[onton]

i don't know you but that's fucking incredible!