Ra is like. my secret lover.
Raseph420: haha
Raseph420: that reminds me of last night
Raseph420: i was walking to DQ with jarrod
Raseph420: taking the road behind out house instead of infront
Raseph420: and were under a street light
Raseph420: walking on the left side of the road like civilized people
Raseph420: and this white van going about 50 doesn't merge at all
Raseph420: and hugs the side of the raod we are on
Raseph420: and had we not jumped off the road we would both be dead or in the hospital at the least
Raseph420: so i kicked his door as he drove by
Raseph420: because he deserved to think that he had hit someone
breathofarose23: haha
breathofarose23: good job ra
Raseph420: so he stops like 30 yards away
breathofarose23: just kick some random car
Raseph420: and yells out "YALL NEED TO FUCKING LEARN TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GOD DAMN ROAD"
Raseph420: so i yelled back "LEARN TO DRIVE WHITE TRASH"
Raseph420: and he made a bunch of threats about how he was gonna back up over us and then kick our asses
Raseph420: and as much as i knew that jarrod and i could take him
breathofarose23: was he black??
Raseph420: and how satisfying it would be to kill him
Raseph420: no, he was a redneck
Raseph420: and not kill him
breathofarose23: oh. he shudda been black
Raseph420: i mean kick his ass
Raseph420: not kill
Raseph420: deffanatly not kill
breathofarose23: oh ok.
breathofarose23: omg. that was my mom.
Raseph420: ?
breathofarose23: :-)
breathofarose23: anyways
breathofarose23: continue.
Raseph420: wait who was your mom though?
breathofarose23: the guy who you kicked its carzit
Raseph420: oh
breathofarose23: i was kidding.
Raseph420: deffanatly not
Raseph420: yeah
Raseph420: so anyways
Raseph420: there was nothing we could have done about the fact that he had a car
Raseph420: and it made me really mad
Raseph420: because you shouldn't be able to make threats when you're in a car
breathofarose23: yeah really
Raseph420: cause i had to hide
breathofarose23: haha niiiice
Raseph420: not because i was afraid of him
Raseph420: but because i can not stop a mini van
breathofarose23: if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
breathofarose23: you should have stuck your hand out
Raseph420: amanda
breathofarose23: and been like
Raseph420: you cannot stop a van
breathofarose23: "THE FORCE!!"
breathofarose23: and then made your eyes bug out
Raseph420: haha
Raseph420: what i should have done was had jarrod call my dad
Raseph420: while i yelled at the guy some more
Raseph420: and by the time he started to back up
Raseph420: we could have hopped across the road
Raseph420: and had my dad there
breathofarose23: and then your dad could have beat my mom up.
breathofarose23: then i wouldnt have a ducky
breathofarose23: **mother
Raseph420: haha
Raseph420: how do you mess that one up
Raseph420: well at least with ducky
breathofarose23: i donot know. that was really weird of me
breathofarose23: i was just doing it really fast and out came a ducky
Raseph420: wow
breathofarose23: doing it being typing
breathofarose23: that sounded really weird out of context.
breathofarose23: that sounded really weird IN context too.
Raseph420: haha
Raseph420: yes it did