I'm 3 Q-Tips Richer...
David owes me 3 Q-Tips. We've started betting on the posting habits of certian online individuals, and I won. Hoever, neither of us want to loose any of our prized possessions, so we've decided to use Q-Tips as some form of currency. I think this sport might catch on with young, affluent, hipsters with nothing better to do who spend 90% of their waking life online. Suddenly I'm slightly sadder than I should be, but the letter Q always makes me cheer up.
"Q" is a funny letter, and its place in the alphabet comes strangely early compared to where I think it should be. I mean, "Q" before "R", "S" and "T"? That's not right. It should be in the back with "W", "X" and "Z"... and the blacks. Amirite?
Then there's Q-Tips. I mean, what about it looks like a "Q"? Maybe at one point it did, when they were basically cotton balls with sticks shoved into them, but shouldn't the name be something more fitting now? Something more like "Cotton Tips" or "Won't Make Your Ears Bleed". Maybe even something like "Swabbers" would catch on.