Preparing for the unlikely
If I ever get subjected to some awful experience so terrible it caused a catastrophic mental collapse resulting in multiple personality disorder, I suspect one of the personalities will be a thirteen year old girl who lives in the eighties. I base this on three simple facts:
- I have a lamentable fondness for games such as truth or dare and "I never".
- I am physically incapable of resisting teen comedies. From Sixteen Candles to She's the Man. I cannot not watch them.
- If Steve Perry asked me to marry him, I would give it great consideration.