Dec 06, 2004 05:09
CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME
no, i'm not losing it, just haven't slept in a while which sucks, because now the night is my day and the day is my night. hmmm, weird sleeping patterns suck ass yes?
anyhoo, things are gravy as grape jelly. I love how when you stare at the cottage cheese ceiling enough, the little bumps make different shapes and stuff, definately very enjoyful for the playful mind.
i love to see how new friendships are growing a lil stronger everyday, and being to tell them anything. I love having trust in people. Just sucks when they let you down tho. Ew, but i have a feelin this chik is cool, i mean, she's been straight up with me for a good while on the friendship side of things, which is good, but she's still a beaner who smells like cabbage and her red bug is always dirty but no worries, it's cool.
uhhhh yeah, i think sleep just tapped on my shoulder and i'm going to answer the phone
*ring ring*
ME: hello?
Sleep: sup dude
ME: hey! where you been man, long time no see
Sleep: yeah, i've been kicking it at the 7-11 eating frozen burritos and slurpees
ME: careful mop top, your gonna get fat
Sleep: i already feel the arteries cloggin up
ME: then why don't you take a break from the 7-11 and kick it with me for a while?
Sleep: because you don't dream anymore and it's very boring sometimes
ME: so stuffing your face is more amusing?
Sleep: beats watching you toss and turn and scratch your ass
Me: hey man, if you got an itch, scratch that bitch
Sleep: yeah whatever, don't try to get all hard with me
Me: wow, a non existant entity who gets butt hurt
Sleep: how do you know your not the voice in my head, and your just a figment of my imagination?
ME: i don't know, but your a little whiny bitch regardless
sleep: hmmm, see if i come anytime soon
Me: oh come on man, i have some chili cheese stuffed corn dogs in the freezer.
Sleep: i think i'll stay a while
SNOOOORRRRREEEE!!!!!