Holy rascist assholes batman......
Don't want to start the new year on a bad one, so umm, yaay! it's 2005. and this band are my first big find! wooh, go me.
http://www.thefeverfew.com/
huzzah!
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SO.......New years blew.
There was violence, there was dressing up, there were half naked girls, there was snogging, all the usual debauchery, and yet it still blew.
Mainly because the violence was aimed at one of my (former) best friends who successfully acheived what so few people have ever done and pushed me too far, by ruining my night, getting drunk and incredibly offensive.
I don't respond well to the phrase "you fat prick", I don't like risking my ass driving this twat back to my place, un-insured, after he offends my friends to have my offering of a place to lay his drunken, racist, homophobic, bigoted head he starts kicking off at me when I tell him to shut up because I don't want to hear it.
I believe the conversation went,
Him- "how dare you talk to me like that, what part of you thinks you have the right to talk to me like that, especially after i've given you the chance to drive my car"
Me - "Because I've had to drive you home to save you getting your ass kicked by five people after your remarks, If my friends want to be gay, let 'em, it's not your problem. Because I've spent the last two hours finding you a place to stay so you don't drive home in a state where you can barely stand up, because i'm tired of babysitting you and, to be honest, because right now, i really wish you would shut the fuck up."
After that, I took the keys and got out the car, with my wallet falling on the car seat as i got out. (I was dressed as batman at the time.) he picks it up and holds it to ransom because he want to drive home. blah blah blah. a few minutes later, as he's getting wound up, he made the mistake of going for the one thing that can 9 times out of 10 get a reaction, he utters the words "give them back you fat fucking prick"
To which batman swiftly took the air out of his sails threw him up against his car and walked away.
As far as I know he drove home. And as far as I care he's in a ditch. prick.
But, in fairness, It was a little bit've a dream come true moment, c'mon, Ever since I was like five years old I wanted to dress up like batman and kick some dirty motherfuckers ass.
hehehe.
Let's just leave it at that shall we.
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Hope you're all okay. I felt lonely at midnight, which was odd as I was snogging the face off a hottie. Probably because I was the first in a cue of about twenteen.
Although I'm pretty sure that I can't handle a relationship ever again.
mmmm, messy. Is that normal? or am I a super-messy freak?
I mean, I'm not oober-miserable about it.
oh fuck knows, shut up numpty.
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The band recorded me a Cd for christmas, they gave it to me a few days ago, they're even gonna let me make changes as I see fit. They sound awesome, but like they need work and i'm yet to hear drums, even though chris looks like some kind've super-powerhouse-machine.
first proper, live-action-noisy-as-fuck meet up 2moro. Kickity kick, Micro chips.
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Yearly full-family meet up, was, unserprisingly, depressing. My cousin got engaged at christmas, I'm super-happy for him, he's not just family, he's a good mate too and his mrs is loverly.
It's just funny. I started talking about Tintin and herge and Asterix and watched a few faces glaze over, then my other cousin (a trainee vet) started talking about a man who had sex with a horse. That was lucky.
Wow, I love my family, they're nutty as a fruit cake.
I'm also a, nan-induced, incredibly rubbish vegetarian. Purely because I don't want her to worry.
ah well. I'm not gonna change the world anywhoo.
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I hope you're all completely cool and happy as the light-fantastic.
As is, last night was nothing more than a hiccup. I start my new years tonight, just me, the cat (who's poorly, more rubbish), a can of coke and naked gun 3.
Happy new year boys, girls, monkeys, cats and vegetables.
I hope you get to get snogged and laugh your ass off at leslie nielson in too.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
http://www.thefeverfew.com/
huzzah!
---------------------------
SO.......New years blew.
There was violence, there was dressing up, there were half naked girls, there was snogging, all the usual debauchery, and yet it still blew.
Mainly because the violence was aimed at one of my (former) best friends who successfully acheived what so few people have ever done and pushed me too far, by ruining my night, getting drunk and incredibly offensive.
I don't respond well to the phrase "you fat prick", I don't like risking my ass driving this twat back to my place, un-insured, after he offends my friends to have my offering of a place to lay his drunken, racist, homophobic, bigoted head he starts kicking off at me when I tell him to shut up because I don't want to hear it.
I believe the conversation went,
Him- "how dare you talk to me like that, what part of you thinks you have the right to talk to me like that, especially after i've given you the chance to drive my car"
Me - "Because I've had to drive you home to save you getting your ass kicked by five people after your remarks, If my friends want to be gay, let 'em, it's not your problem. Because I've spent the last two hours finding you a place to stay so you don't drive home in a state where you can barely stand up, because i'm tired of babysitting you and, to be honest, because right now, i really wish you would shut the fuck up."
After that, I took the keys and got out the car, with my wallet falling on the car seat as i got out. (I was dressed as batman at the time.) he picks it up and holds it to ransom because he want to drive home. blah blah blah. a few minutes later, as he's getting wound up, he made the mistake of going for the one thing that can 9 times out of 10 get a reaction, he utters the words "give them back you fat fucking prick"
To which batman swiftly took the air out of his sails threw him up against his car and walked away.
As far as I know he drove home. And as far as I care he's in a ditch. prick.
But, in fairness, It was a little bit've a dream come true moment, c'mon, Ever since I was like five years old I wanted to dress up like batman and kick some dirty motherfuckers ass.
hehehe.
Let's just leave it at that shall we.
----------------------------------
Hope you're all okay. I felt lonely at midnight, which was odd as I was snogging the face off a hottie. Probably because I was the first in a cue of about twenteen.
Although I'm pretty sure that I can't handle a relationship ever again.
mmmm, messy. Is that normal? or am I a super-messy freak?
I mean, I'm not oober-miserable about it.
oh fuck knows, shut up numpty.
-===============
The band recorded me a Cd for christmas, they gave it to me a few days ago, they're even gonna let me make changes as I see fit. They sound awesome, but like they need work and i'm yet to hear drums, even though chris looks like some kind've super-powerhouse-machine.
first proper, live-action-noisy-as-fuck meet up 2moro. Kickity kick, Micro chips.
------------------------------
Yearly full-family meet up, was, unserprisingly, depressing. My cousin got engaged at christmas, I'm super-happy for him, he's not just family, he's a good mate too and his mrs is loverly.
It's just funny. I started talking about Tintin and herge and Asterix and watched a few faces glaze over, then my other cousin (a trainee vet) started talking about a man who had sex with a horse. That was lucky.
Wow, I love my family, they're nutty as a fruit cake.
I'm also a, nan-induced, incredibly rubbish vegetarian. Purely because I don't want her to worry.
ah well. I'm not gonna change the world anywhoo.
------------------------------------
I hope you're all completely cool and happy as the light-fantastic.
As is, last night was nothing more than a hiccup. I start my new years tonight, just me, the cat (who's poorly, more rubbish), a can of coke and naked gun 3.
Happy new year boys, girls, monkeys, cats and vegetables.
I hope you get to get snogged and laugh your ass off at leslie nielson in too.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx