What Would You Place In A Personal Ad If You Were Writing One? (Week #46)

Nov 29, 2004 08:09

I have a wonderful fiance in William Turner. Why would I place a personal ad somewhere?

Oh all right...

"Young lady seeks partnership in adventure. Applicants must not be afraid to drop everything and run off to an adventure in the middle of the sea somewhere. Applicant must be able to hold his own in a fight and never expect me to stay at home in the kitchen. Must be willing to accept help from me and not disregard things I say simply because I wear a dress."

Give me a break.  I'm just not good at writing stuff like this.

Muse: Elizabeth Swann
Fandom: "Pirates of the Caribbean"; Misc. Movies
Words: 103
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