I have a new mission
and that mission is that I grow the most ridiculous hair possible. First off, I want a Rat-Tail, one so long that I can fake having a mustache with it. Secondly, I want geometric designs shaven into the sides. Finally, I will bleach it out, but not to platinum, only the brassy orange. Then it will be Cthululike in its horror. Eventually, the roots will grow out and it will be even better. This is my dream and I am going to see about making it happen.