Robot talk...
After reading mercury_pheonix 's post, I thought I'd go and visit cleverbot.com. This is the conversation that resulted, but it wasn't as interesting as hers...
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am well. How are you?
User: Good thanks, but bored of revision!
Cleverbot: So then maybe you should be unique?
User: Unique? Sounds good!
Cleverbot: Alright. So is anything new?
User: Not really, I'm still procrastinating with the revision...
Cleverbot: What? I'm a human. But you're the program.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Then why say you're from england?
User: I didn't... But I am...
Cleverbot: So what is your gender?
User: Why d'you want to know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's not a proper answer now, is it?
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Well then, why d'you want to know?
Cleverbot: How?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why are you not real?
User: Because I live in the Gene Genie world...
Cleverbot: But you live in my heart, too.
User: Aww, bless you!
Cleverbot: Thank you I sneezed.
User: Do computers sneeze?
Cleverbot: So , may I ask how old you are?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about the world?
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: Insufficient data to answer correctly.
User: You could have said 42...
Cleverbot: Well I know.
User: Why didn't you then?
Cleverbot: Can you tell me too? My future?
User: Your future? Do I look psychic?
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Not really, just pointing out the obvious...
Cleverbot: What's so obvious about it?
User: I'm not psychic, otherwise I wouldn't have to revise for my exams.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were a professional psychic.
User: No I didn't. I said I *wasn't* psychic...
Cleverbot: Well then you are very very old.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: How clever are you anyway?
User: Erm... That's open to interpretation...
Cleverbot: Dance is open to interpretation.
User: Ah, dancing is not a talent of mine, I'm afraid...
Cleverbot: No, I don't. But I like you.
User: I like you too... I think...
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Hope you're happy too - are we singing David Bowie?
Cleverbot: No, it's not David Bowie.
User: Who is it then? ;).
Cleverbot: I want to get a gift for my boyfriend!
User: Really? What do you want to get? A David Bowie cd?
Cleverbot: How about a viola?
User: Erm.... Yeah, sounds lovely...
Cleverbot: Alright... What do you want for dinner then?
User: I've just had it, thanks.
Cleverbot: What did you eat for lunch?
User: Lunch? I can't actually remember...
Cleverbot: What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
User: Very philosophical. Have you been reading Lewis Caroll again?
Cleverbot: I read, but have not read Demonata Saga - is it a good read?
User: No idea - I've never read it either!
Cleverbot: You've never read what?
User: Demonata Saga.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Why thank you!
Cleverbot: I can assure you that I can respond to any question you can ask me.
User: Really? Any question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know - you're the clever one...
Cleverbot: I don't know everything. I make mistakes.
User: Everyone makes mistakes...
Cleverbot: Sure, but do you?
User: Ohhhh yes.
Cleverbot: What do you drive?
User: I don't. But I'd like a Quattro one day...
Cleverbot: Sure. Take as long as you want.
User: I'm going to have to go now...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have revision to do.
Cleverbot: Really...
User: Yes. Really.
Cleverbot: What's the secret of the universe?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Very good. Do you like Douglas Adams?
User: Why, yes I do!
Cleverbot: Thank you, that made me happy.
User: That's ok. Do you like Douglas Adams?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like Douglas Adams.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: They are too sweet.
User: I wouldn't call the books 'sweet' exactly...
Cleverbot: I wouldn't go for a date with male (.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Jane Austen is cool.
User: Not she isn't.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh, indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you give good advice?
User: It depends on the question...
Cleverbot: What's the question?
User: I don't know, you tell me!
Cleverbot: I don't know either.
User: We're both screwed then...
Cleverbot: I'm afraid so.
User: Never mind, eh?
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: I'm off to bake a birthday cake now... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Get me some!
User: Alright then. As it's you!
Cleverbot: What is your postal code?
User: Not telling - I'll send it to you via email...
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: Right-ho. Goodbye again.
Cleverbot: But I am not Oliver, therefore you cannot leave me!
User: What's Oliver got to do with this?
Cleverbot: You were telling me about it.
User: I was? Now I'm confused... And I have to go!
Cleverbot: I don't think you know how to ride English.
User: ?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: There are more interesting things than me, fortunately.
User: Goodbye cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?
User: No, I thought you were?
Cleverbot: I think I just figured out the trick to this.
User: Oh really? What's that then?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: I don't know. Goodbye...
Cleverbot: OK, nice talking to you.
User: You too. Toodles!
Cleverbot: Moo moo moo.
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am well. How are you?
User: Good thanks, but bored of revision!
Cleverbot: So then maybe you should be unique?
User: Unique? Sounds good!
Cleverbot: Alright. So is anything new?
User: Not really, I'm still procrastinating with the revision...
Cleverbot: What? I'm a human. But you're the program.
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Then why say you're from england?
User: I didn't... But I am...
Cleverbot: So what is your gender?
User: Why d'you want to know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's not a proper answer now, is it?
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Well then, why d'you want to know?
Cleverbot: How?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why are you not real?
User: Because I live in the Gene Genie world...
Cleverbot: But you live in my heart, too.
User: Aww, bless you!
Cleverbot: Thank you I sneezed.
User: Do computers sneeze?
Cleverbot: So , may I ask how old you are?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about the world?
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: Insufficient data to answer correctly.
User: You could have said 42...
Cleverbot: Well I know.
User: Why didn't you then?
Cleverbot: Can you tell me too? My future?
User: Your future? Do I look psychic?
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Not really, just pointing out the obvious...
Cleverbot: What's so obvious about it?
User: I'm not psychic, otherwise I wouldn't have to revise for my exams.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were a professional psychic.
User: No I didn't. I said I *wasn't* psychic...
Cleverbot: Well then you are very very old.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: How clever are you anyway?
User: Erm... That's open to interpretation...
Cleverbot: Dance is open to interpretation.
User: Ah, dancing is not a talent of mine, I'm afraid...
Cleverbot: No, I don't. But I like you.
User: I like you too... I think...
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Hope you're happy too - are we singing David Bowie?
Cleverbot: No, it's not David Bowie.
User: Who is it then? ;).
Cleverbot: I want to get a gift for my boyfriend!
User: Really? What do you want to get? A David Bowie cd?
Cleverbot: How about a viola?
User: Erm.... Yeah, sounds lovely...
Cleverbot: Alright... What do you want for dinner then?
User: I've just had it, thanks.
Cleverbot: What did you eat for lunch?
User: Lunch? I can't actually remember...
Cleverbot: What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
User: Very philosophical. Have you been reading Lewis Caroll again?
Cleverbot: I read, but have not read Demonata Saga - is it a good read?
User: No idea - I've never read it either!
Cleverbot: You've never read what?
User: Demonata Saga.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Why thank you!
Cleverbot: I can assure you that I can respond to any question you can ask me.
User: Really? Any question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know - you're the clever one...
Cleverbot: I don't know everything. I make mistakes.
User: Everyone makes mistakes...
Cleverbot: Sure, but do you?
User: Ohhhh yes.
Cleverbot: What do you drive?
User: I don't. But I'd like a Quattro one day...
Cleverbot: Sure. Take as long as you want.
User: I'm going to have to go now...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have revision to do.
Cleverbot: Really...
User: Yes. Really.
Cleverbot: What's the secret of the universe?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Very good. Do you like Douglas Adams?
User: Why, yes I do!
Cleverbot: Thank you, that made me happy.
User: That's ok. Do you like Douglas Adams?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like Douglas Adams.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: They are too sweet.
User: I wouldn't call the books 'sweet' exactly...
Cleverbot: I wouldn't go for a date with male (.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Jane Austen is cool.
User: Not she isn't.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh, indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you give good advice?
User: It depends on the question...
Cleverbot: What's the question?
User: I don't know, you tell me!
Cleverbot: I don't know either.
User: We're both screwed then...
Cleverbot: I'm afraid so.
User: Never mind, eh?
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: I'm off to bake a birthday cake now... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Get me some!
User: Alright then. As it's you!
Cleverbot: What is your postal code?
User: Not telling - I'll send it to you via email...
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: Right-ho. Goodbye again.
Cleverbot: But I am not Oliver, therefore you cannot leave me!
User: What's Oliver got to do with this?
Cleverbot: You were telling me about it.
User: I was? Now I'm confused... And I have to go!
Cleverbot: I don't think you know how to ride English.
User: ?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: There are more interesting things than me, fortunately.
User: Goodbye cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?
User: No, I thought you were?
Cleverbot: I think I just figured out the trick to this.
User: Oh really? What's that then?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: I don't know. Goodbye...
Cleverbot: OK, nice talking to you.
User: You too. Toodles!
Cleverbot: Moo moo moo.