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Who: Son Gohan, Zowie (As Flying O)
Where: Hercule City
When: February 8th
What: Flying O and the Little O's make a musical attack on Hercule City, and cross paths with The Great Saiyaman!
Watch For: Amusing attack names, destruction, dancing, comments from civilians/Flying O/Little O.
It's a normal day for the sprawling metropolis known as Hercule City. It was Central City at one point, probably, but now it's named after the World Martial Arts Tournament master! Of course, that's just details. It's a sunny day. Only a few big, fluffy white clouds dot the sky, and it looks like it's going to be a perfect day. And we know what happens on perfect days. That's right.. bad things happen!
Out in orbit over the planet are several objects which are picked up on human radar and, once the objects begin their descent, jets are scrambled. The high-tech air fighters scream their way through open air, but then take a violent nose-dive towards the barren desert-like earth below. Why? The UFO's hit the jets with something.. something that made the pilots inside.. DANCE!
"Beep! Commence our mission, Little O's!" Flying O commands. Flying O, unfortunately, looks like the cross between a hamburger and a UFO, with long, red arms, and a pair of eyes. The small group of UFO's quickly descend..
Truly, this means trouble for the great Hercule City! But never fear, Herculians! Up in the sky
is the cities greatest hero, after Mr. Satan himself!
That's right, up in the sky is THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!
And the Great Saiyaman has caught sight of the plummeting jets.
"What the heck are they doing?" Gohan asks the air around him, as he suddenly launches towards the nearest Jet, aiming to catch it, and quickly lower it down.
"Don't be afraid, citizen! The Great Saiyaman is here to help!" He shouts to the pilot, as he gets in front. After all, you have to make sure people know who you are.
The pilots, of course, as soon as they're set down, quickly leave the cockpits. It seems the have more than just the after-plummet jitters. They're dancing. Yup. Dancing. Not all of them dance the same, but a few dance together. "That's great, Saiyaman, but do you have a cure for making us stop dancing? My legs are KILLING me!" One complains. "Me too, I'm not the dancing type!" "My wife would kill me if she knew I could dance!" "Mamba! This is fun!" And so-on and so-forth.
But in the city, Flying O and the Little O's descend to ground-level and begin their mission. What's the mission? Cause some damage! And make people DANCE! There's suddenly an explosion coming from inside the city. As if falling jets weren't enough, the explosions have destroyed not just buildings, but also a major section of the monorail.. and the monorail is headed straight for it! There're screams all over the city by this point, and.. people dancing. Yup. But all of these people are dancing in tandem with one another!
"........................." Gohan pauses at the dancing.
It takes a little while for his brain to make sense of this strange, strange, occurance.
And then there are UFOs. Thank god for UFOs.
"I'll be back, Citizen, after I deal with these aliens!" And the Great Saiyaman is off! Go forth and fight, mighty protector!
"Man..." Gohan mutters to himself, "What is it with aliens and this planet?"
But before that train of thought can continue, Gohan realises that another train has to stop. "Dangit!" He shouts, thooting off towards the monorail, intending to intercept.
The people in the monorail scream as they realize that the monorail is headed straight for the gap in the rail! Oh no! But, can't they just stop the thing? Well, the driver seems to realize he can stop it, because the thing suddenly stops just before it reaches Gohan. "Is that someone that's flying?" "Woah, he's flying.." "What's with the cape?" "Hey, pal, get off the track! Oh, wait, there's no track there.." And, once again, so-on and so-forth.
Flying O turns to notice Gohan, four red arms lifting into the air. "Flying O has aquired one of the primary targets! Beep! Commence attack!" And suddenly.. there's a sharp crackle of electricity searing the air, headed straight for Gohan!
The Little O, in the meantime, continue their work below, zapping people with kinda-lethal Dance 'til Death Rays(tm).
Electricity? Oh my.
The Great Saiyaman, hit by the electricity, is knocked to the ground. Thankfully, however, the train stopped.
"That's enough of you, alien intruder!" The Great Saiyaman is back on his feet, and pointing accusingly at the Flying-O. "Now, get out of this city, and stay out!"
With that, the Great Saiyaman leaps towards the alien robot, flying towards it, his fist rearing back, before attempting, to, well, punch the alien out of the air.
Son Gohan misses Flying O with his JUSTICE PUNCH attack.
Flying O beeps again when Gohan falls to the ground, and looks down at him. "Nice try, fleshbag! There is no room in this city for two of us!" Well, literally speaking, there's plenty of room, but now Flying O's attacked! As Gohan comes in with said punch, the punch causes ripples in an otherwise solid shield that appears around Flying O. There's an awkward period of silence as Flying O stares at Gohan, but then.. a dastardly right-hook from one of the UFO's four arms, looking to knock Gohan out of the sky again! "Beep! Does not compute! Shield integrity at one hundred percent!”
You hit Son Gohan with your Anti-Justice Whack! attack.
The Great Saiyaman is once again knocked out of the air, hitting the ground. "Hrmph! Your cheating ways won't help you much longer, evildoer! JUSTICE KICK!"
Suddenly, the Great Saiyaman is up above the alien again, descending with his mighty feet towards the aliens head/cockpit/thing. "Time to pay for your actions!
Son Gohan gets a glancing blow on Flying O with his JUSTICE BOOT TO THE HEAD attack.
Flying O watches Gohan hit the ground, and seems to beep laughter. Of course, the laughter stops when Gohan recovers quickly and is back up in the air.. uh oh. There's an audible clang of something hitting on metal, and Flying O goes flying back... nearly hitting a building, but swiftly recovering. "Does not compute! Shield integrity still at one hundred percent! Little O, attack!"
The Little O below Gohan and Flying O quickly zip towards Gohan, looking to ram into him atleast once. Unlike Flying O, these have voices that seem fitting for a human. "You're goin' down, freak!" "Yeah, taste my arms, punk!" "Please don't hurt me!" "Can I have your autograph?! I'm your biggest fan.."
You miss Son Gohan with your Little O Barrage! Jab.
The Great Saiyaman will not be stopped by any puny spinoff aliens!
"Just try and stop me, Evildoer! HA!" The city's premier superhero dodges the first few swings, before grabbing a Little O mid air, tossing it up in the air, and booting it towards the Flying O. "Now your own minions aid justice! Now leave here, before I have to MAKE you leave here!"
Oh god. Is he...Yes. He's posing dramatically.
Son Gohan gets a glancing blow on Flying O with his JUSTICE POSE attack.
The Little O groan at their unsuccessful attacks, and one of them screams as its grabbed, little red arms flailing. "Oh, God, no! That is NOT cool, man!" It squeals as it's tosses through the air, pinging off a Flying O who doesn't bother to dodge, before it falls to the ground, clattering like a dish. One person purposely moves close to it to kick it as it lifts a leg, but that only gets it back up into the air again.
"I cannot leave until my mission is over! You will be exterminated!" Flying O says, and plays something strangely like a.. synthesizer? Yes, Flying O is making sweet, beautiful, synthesized music.. and out comes a raging storm of electrical blasts! "There is no such thing as justice!"
You critically strike Son Gohan with your Insert Clever Attack Name Here attack.
"GYAAAAAAAAAH!" Okay. That hurt. That really freaking hurt. Probably time for the Saiyaman to stop playing around. He points his index and middle fingers on his right hand at the Flying O.
"I was hoping not to use this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare to go down, invader! JUSTICE BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
And an energy ball forms on the Saiyaman's fingers, before he fires a beam straight at the UFO.
Son Gohan hits Flying O with his No, it isn't Kamehameha. attack.
Flying O has its world rocked when it's hit by the 'justice beam'. The shield appears around him again and seems to absorb some of the blow, but there is visible damage on Flying O now. "Beep! Shield at eighty two percent integrity!" It calls to no-one in particular, before zipping straight for poor Gohan.. flipping so its side is facing him. It begins to spin rapidly, looking to smack poor Gohan many times over with those big red arms! Whackwhackwhack! "You are weak, inferior! Come and prove your worth!" Hm. Those are words to reflect on, right after the inevitable SAVAGE BEATING!
The Great Saiyaman growls. This is obviously not something he should be holding back on so much, letting his power level rise, ever so slightly. "Alright then! Time for round two! See if you can keep up!"
The Great Saiyaman is suddenly a blur, as he launches into a series of high speed attacks, kicks, punches, whatever, vanishing from point to point, leaving after images behind.
Well, Gohan isn't taking it easy on this thing anymore.
Son Gohan switches armor modes to Z-Fighter.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his ZWEE combo.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his ZWEE combo.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his ZWEE combo.
Flying O breaks Son Gohan's combo.
Flying O recovers after his vicious assault, zeroing in on Gohan. His sensors go wild as Gohan's powerlevel begins to rise, and that shield shines into existance just in time to absorb some of the blows, but some actually get through and cause dents! "Beep! Does not compute! Hull integrity less than fifty percent! Critical! Little O's, attack!" And the Little O's quickly launch from the ground again, moving around Gohan in an attempt to stop Gohan from moving so damn fast!
You get a glancing blow on Son Gohan with your Stop Yer Movin'! jab.
The half saiyan super hero is knocked back again, but lands on his feet. "Don't even think you're getting away with this, evildoer!"
Yeah. It's getting harder to keep up the voice, but still, he does his best. He has an image to maintain, as he charges up Ki Blasts.
"Are you ready for this, fiend? JUSTICE BARRAGE!"
You know, for someone flinging around energy bullets, The Great Saiyaman is really good at avoiding collateral damage, aiming to blast Little-O's out of the sky, as well as beat up on the Flying O.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his JUSTICE BARRAGE combo.
Flying O breaks Son Gohan's combo.
"Fiend? Does not compute! You will be destroyed!" Flying O chirps as the shield shines back into place again, blocking most of the barrage of energy bullets. The Little O's, however, are swift and, while most of them avoid the attacks, the Little O's that get hit land on the ground and promptly explode! Because the Little O's disappear, the ones they've zapped are free of their dancing! Many collapse, while others run swiftly for safety.
Flying O, of course, takes this chance to charge up another blast of energy.. and.. bzaap! Another hellstorm of electrical energy! "You will pay for destroying my Little O's!”
You miss Son Gohan with your Cloudy with a chance of LIGHTNING! attack.
This time, the lightning misses. The lightning misses because The Great Saiyaman is three feet
to the left. He wasn't just before the lightning struck.
Thankfully, the lightning also causes Thunder, as no-one can hear the attack name uttered next, as the super hero crosses his hands over his forehead, palms facing the Flying O as a ball of energy forms.
That first word definitely isn't justice. In fact, it's probably japanese for, oh, evil. Thankfully, no one can hear it. Or, really see it, thanks to the flash. However, the beam that fires at the Flying O is kind of similar to the Justice Beam.
Still, after the beam as fired, there is a dust cloud.
There is always a dust cloud.
Son Gohan hits Flying O with his MASENKO super.
You take 52 damage.
You have been knocked out!
Flying O is satisfied when it seems that the electricity had pretty much nullified the stupid justice-loving fool, but then.. wait, there he is! "Does not compute! Little O's, shield!" And the Little O's quickly move in to work as a shield. Too bad it doesn't work. The Masenko not only disintegrates the poor Little O's ("I was your biggest fan, too!"), but the resulting explosion fatally (or, well, as fatally damaged as you can as a robot) damages Flying O, who lets out an unearthly screech and divebombs towards the ground. CLUNK!.. "Does not compute! Does not compute! Will.. destr.." And, the Flying O shuts down. Atleast, for a few moments.
KABOOM! Much like the Little O's before it, Flying O self-destructs, and quite gloriously. The good news is, everyone who was dancing no longer is, much to most people's relief.
"Alright, Saiyaman! Yeah!" "Nice going!" "You saved us! Thank you!" The crowd seems to LOVE Gohan for his heroic save!
The Great Saiyaman knows how to use an explosion.
You use it to pose dramatically before people, which is exactly what The Great Saiyaman does!
"That's right, Citizens! You should never fear while the Great Saiyaman is here! Now, I away, to continue to protect this great city! Farewell!"
And with that, the Great Saiyaman flies off, into the distance!
A few minutes later, a high school student emerges from the bathroom at Orange Star High School.
"So, uh, did I miss anything?"
Oh Gohan, always missing the Great Saiyaman's appearances. What are the odds.
Where: Hercule City
When: February 8th
What: Flying O and the Little O's make a musical attack on Hercule City, and cross paths with The Great Saiyaman!
Watch For: Amusing attack names, destruction, dancing, comments from civilians/Flying O/Little O.
It's a normal day for the sprawling metropolis known as Hercule City. It was Central City at one point, probably, but now it's named after the World Martial Arts Tournament master! Of course, that's just details. It's a sunny day. Only a few big, fluffy white clouds dot the sky, and it looks like it's going to be a perfect day. And we know what happens on perfect days. That's right.. bad things happen!
Out in orbit over the planet are several objects which are picked up on human radar and, once the objects begin their descent, jets are scrambled. The high-tech air fighters scream their way through open air, but then take a violent nose-dive towards the barren desert-like earth below. Why? The UFO's hit the jets with something.. something that made the pilots inside.. DANCE!
"Beep! Commence our mission, Little O's!" Flying O commands. Flying O, unfortunately, looks like the cross between a hamburger and a UFO, with long, red arms, and a pair of eyes. The small group of UFO's quickly descend..
Truly, this means trouble for the great Hercule City! But never fear, Herculians! Up in the sky
is the cities greatest hero, after Mr. Satan himself!
That's right, up in the sky is THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!
And the Great Saiyaman has caught sight of the plummeting jets.
"What the heck are they doing?" Gohan asks the air around him, as he suddenly launches towards the nearest Jet, aiming to catch it, and quickly lower it down.
"Don't be afraid, citizen! The Great Saiyaman is here to help!" He shouts to the pilot, as he gets in front. After all, you have to make sure people know who you are.
The pilots, of course, as soon as they're set down, quickly leave the cockpits. It seems the have more than just the after-plummet jitters. They're dancing. Yup. Dancing. Not all of them dance the same, but a few dance together. "That's great, Saiyaman, but do you have a cure for making us stop dancing? My legs are KILLING me!" One complains. "Me too, I'm not the dancing type!" "My wife would kill me if she knew I could dance!" "Mamba! This is fun!" And so-on and so-forth.
But in the city, Flying O and the Little O's descend to ground-level and begin their mission. What's the mission? Cause some damage! And make people DANCE! There's suddenly an explosion coming from inside the city. As if falling jets weren't enough, the explosions have destroyed not just buildings, but also a major section of the monorail.. and the monorail is headed straight for it! There're screams all over the city by this point, and.. people dancing. Yup. But all of these people are dancing in tandem with one another!
"........................." Gohan pauses at the dancing.
It takes a little while for his brain to make sense of this strange, strange, occurance.
And then there are UFOs. Thank god for UFOs.
"I'll be back, Citizen, after I deal with these aliens!" And the Great Saiyaman is off! Go forth and fight, mighty protector!
"Man..." Gohan mutters to himself, "What is it with aliens and this planet?"
But before that train of thought can continue, Gohan realises that another train has to stop. "Dangit!" He shouts, thooting off towards the monorail, intending to intercept.
The people in the monorail scream as they realize that the monorail is headed straight for the gap in the rail! Oh no! But, can't they just stop the thing? Well, the driver seems to realize he can stop it, because the thing suddenly stops just before it reaches Gohan. "Is that someone that's flying?" "Woah, he's flying.." "What's with the cape?" "Hey, pal, get off the track! Oh, wait, there's no track there.." And, once again, so-on and so-forth.
Flying O turns to notice Gohan, four red arms lifting into the air. "Flying O has aquired one of the primary targets! Beep! Commence attack!" And suddenly.. there's a sharp crackle of electricity searing the air, headed straight for Gohan!
The Little O, in the meantime, continue their work below, zapping people with kinda-lethal Dance 'til Death Rays(tm).
Electricity? Oh my.
The Great Saiyaman, hit by the electricity, is knocked to the ground. Thankfully, however, the train stopped.
"That's enough of you, alien intruder!" The Great Saiyaman is back on his feet, and pointing accusingly at the Flying-O. "Now, get out of this city, and stay out!"
With that, the Great Saiyaman leaps towards the alien robot, flying towards it, his fist rearing back, before attempting, to, well, punch the alien out of the air.
Son Gohan misses Flying O with his JUSTICE PUNCH attack.
Flying O beeps again when Gohan falls to the ground, and looks down at him. "Nice try, fleshbag! There is no room in this city for two of us!" Well, literally speaking, there's plenty of room, but now Flying O's attacked! As Gohan comes in with said punch, the punch causes ripples in an otherwise solid shield that appears around Flying O. There's an awkward period of silence as Flying O stares at Gohan, but then.. a dastardly right-hook from one of the UFO's four arms, looking to knock Gohan out of the sky again! "Beep! Does not compute! Shield integrity at one hundred percent!”
You hit Son Gohan with your Anti-Justice Whack! attack.
The Great Saiyaman is once again knocked out of the air, hitting the ground. "Hrmph! Your cheating ways won't help you much longer, evildoer! JUSTICE KICK!"
Suddenly, the Great Saiyaman is up above the alien again, descending with his mighty feet towards the aliens head/cockpit/thing. "Time to pay for your actions!
Son Gohan gets a glancing blow on Flying O with his JUSTICE BOOT TO THE HEAD attack.
Flying O watches Gohan hit the ground, and seems to beep laughter. Of course, the laughter stops when Gohan recovers quickly and is back up in the air.. uh oh. There's an audible clang of something hitting on metal, and Flying O goes flying back... nearly hitting a building, but swiftly recovering. "Does not compute! Shield integrity still at one hundred percent! Little O, attack!"
The Little O below Gohan and Flying O quickly zip towards Gohan, looking to ram into him atleast once. Unlike Flying O, these have voices that seem fitting for a human. "You're goin' down, freak!" "Yeah, taste my arms, punk!" "Please don't hurt me!" "Can I have your autograph?! I'm your biggest fan.."
You miss Son Gohan with your Little O Barrage! Jab.
The Great Saiyaman will not be stopped by any puny spinoff aliens!
"Just try and stop me, Evildoer! HA!" The city's premier superhero dodges the first few swings, before grabbing a Little O mid air, tossing it up in the air, and booting it towards the Flying O. "Now your own minions aid justice! Now leave here, before I have to MAKE you leave here!"
Oh god. Is he...Yes. He's posing dramatically.
Son Gohan gets a glancing blow on Flying O with his JUSTICE POSE attack.
The Little O groan at their unsuccessful attacks, and one of them screams as its grabbed, little red arms flailing. "Oh, God, no! That is NOT cool, man!" It squeals as it's tosses through the air, pinging off a Flying O who doesn't bother to dodge, before it falls to the ground, clattering like a dish. One person purposely moves close to it to kick it as it lifts a leg, but that only gets it back up into the air again.
"I cannot leave until my mission is over! You will be exterminated!" Flying O says, and plays something strangely like a.. synthesizer? Yes, Flying O is making sweet, beautiful, synthesized music.. and out comes a raging storm of electrical blasts! "There is no such thing as justice!"
You critically strike Son Gohan with your Insert Clever Attack Name Here attack.
"GYAAAAAAAAAH!" Okay. That hurt. That really freaking hurt. Probably time for the Saiyaman to stop playing around. He points his index and middle fingers on his right hand at the Flying O.
"I was hoping not to use this, but you leave me no choice! Prepare to go down, invader! JUSTICE BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
And an energy ball forms on the Saiyaman's fingers, before he fires a beam straight at the UFO.
Son Gohan hits Flying O with his No, it isn't Kamehameha. attack.
Flying O has its world rocked when it's hit by the 'justice beam'. The shield appears around him again and seems to absorb some of the blow, but there is visible damage on Flying O now. "Beep! Shield at eighty two percent integrity!" It calls to no-one in particular, before zipping straight for poor Gohan.. flipping so its side is facing him. It begins to spin rapidly, looking to smack poor Gohan many times over with those big red arms! Whackwhackwhack! "You are weak, inferior! Come and prove your worth!" Hm. Those are words to reflect on, right after the inevitable SAVAGE BEATING!
The Great Saiyaman growls. This is obviously not something he should be holding back on so much, letting his power level rise, ever so slightly. "Alright then! Time for round two! See if you can keep up!"
The Great Saiyaman is suddenly a blur, as he launches into a series of high speed attacks, kicks, punches, whatever, vanishing from point to point, leaving after images behind.
Well, Gohan isn't taking it easy on this thing anymore.
Son Gohan switches armor modes to Z-Fighter.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his ZWEE combo.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his ZWEE combo.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his ZWEE combo.
Flying O breaks Son Gohan's combo.
Flying O recovers after his vicious assault, zeroing in on Gohan. His sensors go wild as Gohan's powerlevel begins to rise, and that shield shines into existance just in time to absorb some of the blows, but some actually get through and cause dents! "Beep! Does not compute! Hull integrity less than fifty percent! Critical! Little O's, attack!" And the Little O's quickly launch from the ground again, moving around Gohan in an attempt to stop Gohan from moving so damn fast!
You get a glancing blow on Son Gohan with your Stop Yer Movin'! jab.
The half saiyan super hero is knocked back again, but lands on his feet. "Don't even think you're getting away with this, evildoer!"
Yeah. It's getting harder to keep up the voice, but still, he does his best. He has an image to maintain, as he charges up Ki Blasts.
"Are you ready for this, fiend? JUSTICE BARRAGE!"
You know, for someone flinging around energy bullets, The Great Saiyaman is really good at avoiding collateral damage, aiming to blast Little-O's out of the sky, as well as beat up on the Flying O.
Son Gohan juggles Flying O with his JUSTICE BARRAGE combo.
Flying O breaks Son Gohan's combo.
"Fiend? Does not compute! You will be destroyed!" Flying O chirps as the shield shines back into place again, blocking most of the barrage of energy bullets. The Little O's, however, are swift and, while most of them avoid the attacks, the Little O's that get hit land on the ground and promptly explode! Because the Little O's disappear, the ones they've zapped are free of their dancing! Many collapse, while others run swiftly for safety.
Flying O, of course, takes this chance to charge up another blast of energy.. and.. bzaap! Another hellstorm of electrical energy! "You will pay for destroying my Little O's!”
You miss Son Gohan with your Cloudy with a chance of LIGHTNING! attack.
This time, the lightning misses. The lightning misses because The Great Saiyaman is three feet
to the left. He wasn't just before the lightning struck.
Thankfully, the lightning also causes Thunder, as no-one can hear the attack name uttered next, as the super hero crosses his hands over his forehead, palms facing the Flying O as a ball of energy forms.
That first word definitely isn't justice. In fact, it's probably japanese for, oh, evil. Thankfully, no one can hear it. Or, really see it, thanks to the flash. However, the beam that fires at the Flying O is kind of similar to the Justice Beam.
Still, after the beam as fired, there is a dust cloud.
There is always a dust cloud.
Son Gohan hits Flying O with his MASENKO super.
You take 52 damage.
You have been knocked out!
Flying O is satisfied when it seems that the electricity had pretty much nullified the stupid justice-loving fool, but then.. wait, there he is! "Does not compute! Little O's, shield!" And the Little O's quickly move in to work as a shield. Too bad it doesn't work. The Masenko not only disintegrates the poor Little O's ("I was your biggest fan, too!"), but the resulting explosion fatally (or, well, as fatally damaged as you can as a robot) damages Flying O, who lets out an unearthly screech and divebombs towards the ground. CLUNK!.. "Does not compute! Does not compute! Will.. destr.." And, the Flying O shuts down. Atleast, for a few moments.
KABOOM! Much like the Little O's before it, Flying O self-destructs, and quite gloriously. The good news is, everyone who was dancing no longer is, much to most people's relief.
"Alright, Saiyaman! Yeah!" "Nice going!" "You saved us! Thank you!" The crowd seems to LOVE Gohan for his heroic save!
The Great Saiyaman knows how to use an explosion.
You use it to pose dramatically before people, which is exactly what The Great Saiyaman does!
"That's right, Citizens! You should never fear while the Great Saiyaman is here! Now, I away, to continue to protect this great city! Farewell!"
And with that, the Great Saiyaman flies off, into the distance!
A few minutes later, a high school student emerges from the bathroom at Orange Star High School.
"So, uh, did I miss anything?"
Oh Gohan, always missing the Great Saiyaman's appearances. What are the odds.