Greatest Lines from F*R*I*E*N*D*S : Work
Great Lines on Work
- Rachel : I'm going to get one of those.. job things.
-- The formerly spoiled Rachel gets in touch with her newfound professional ambition in "The Pilot"
- Phoebe : It's like the mother ship is calling you home.
-- Phoebe responds to Rachel getting a job interview at Saks Fifth Avenue in "The One With All The Poker"
- Rachel : Who's FICA? And why is he getting all my money?
-- Rachel finds out about paycheck taxes in "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
- Chandler : All right kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.
-- Chandler confesses to his vague professional life, or offers a subtle attack on capitalism, in "The Pilot"
- Ross : No, no, no, Homo habilus was erect, Australopithecus was never fully erect.
Chandler : Well, maybe he was nervous.
-- Some hard paleontological -penile talk in "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
- Charlton Heston : Put some pants on kid, so I can kick your butt.
-- Heston makes a point to bond with young actor Joey in "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
- Chandler : After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
-- Chandler congratulates Joey on his ass stand-in-role in "The One With the Butt"
- Ross : Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey : Hey, I'm not judgin'
-- Another scholarly conversation in "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
- Joey : Everybody lies on their resume'. Okay, I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either.
-- Joey confesses to faking having been a successful child actor in "The One With All The Jealousy"