vingt-deux

[pirate_beau]

Greetings, my friends! I feel as it has been an eternity since the last time I spoke with most of you. Certainly, I have been distracted with certain other activities, but fear not, for I still desire to spend my time with you!

Now, let us do a meme!

Two questions, one answer!You comment with your user-name, and someone will ask you two questions

Comments

[pirate_beau]

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[totallypolska]

1) Why do you make such hilarious faces?
2) Are your shoulders naturally pointy or do you have implants?

[pirate_beau]

...My shoulders are perfectly normal and I do not see what you mean at all!

[totallypolska]

They don't look natural at all. I can totally tell they're fake.

[pirate_beau]

Of course not!! My shoulders are one-hundred percent real, my princess!

[totallypolska]

Then you wear shoulderpads?

[indenturedhost]

Hi, senpai.

1) ...Do you still want to have that day out at an amusement park?
2) What's your favorite piece to play for the piano?

[pirate_beau]

Of course!! I would be crushed were we not to have our Father-Daughter date!

Now please, ask me that question so I can answer it!!

[bakudan_shounen]

I can't think of two questions, so I'll just ask one and it should be simple to answer.
Are you a prostitute?

[pirate_beau]

PARDON!?!! Not at all!! I am a HOST!

[bakudan_shounen]

But you sell your love, and you offered services to people a while back. You sound like a prostitute to me.

[slashu2pieces]

pirate or marine
favorite flower

[pirate_beau]

I am fond of flowers, my friend. I do not believe we have met - I am Tamaki Suou, at your service!

[slashu2pieces]

You did not say your favorite. Since you did it wrong, answer my first question instead.

[king_rubber]

1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
2. ...What are you doing in that icon, anyway?

[pirate_beau]

Oh, I was in the middle of explaining the beauties of hosting to Haruhi, of course! I do not see anything particularly different with it, however.