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It appears that we are lost. My iPod is also out of batteries and we are running low on toilet paper.
I hired a few... how can I describe them accurately? Thugs. I hired a few sea-thugs to assist in various tasks in maintaining the ship, including the manning of the helm, as we quickly discovered that neither Echizen, his cat, nor I possess the upper-arm strength to correctly operate it. These sailors seem to take joy in asking me my age again and again, which is quite peculiar. I am simply highly adjusted and developed for my age (fifteen). Whatever keeps them from continuously pointing out the lack of "broads" and/or "wenches."
In more positive news, I believe I have finally gotten through to Kaidoh (via carrier pidgeon, strangely enough), and we are currently in the process of finding out just where we came from, so we can turn the Pythagorean around and head back to port so he may join our ranks. I hope I was clear enough in my message. I also sent a bird to Tezuka, but there has been no reply. I will be captain forever.
Despite the setbacks, this journey has been 75% positive, as of this date.
I hired a few... how can I describe them accurately? Thugs. I hired a few sea-thugs to assist in various tasks in maintaining the ship, including the manning of the helm, as we quickly discovered that neither Echizen, his cat, nor I possess the upper-arm strength to correctly operate it. These sailors seem to take joy in asking me my age again and again, which is quite peculiar. I am simply highly adjusted and developed for my age (fifteen). Whatever keeps them from continuously pointing out the lack of "broads" and/or "wenches."
In more positive news, I believe I have finally gotten through to Kaidoh (via carrier pidgeon, strangely enough), and we are currently in the process of finding out just where we came from, so we can turn the Pythagorean around and head back to port so he may join our ranks. I hope I was clear enough in my message. I also sent a bird to Tezuka, but there has been no reply. I will be captain forever.
Despite the setbacks, this journey has been 75% positive, as of this date.