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[piquer]

Heh... I just walked by the lunchroom and noticed a magazine on the counter. The headline, in great big letters, said: "Pocket Monkey".

And I stopped, and thought, "Oooh! I want a pocket monkey!" and stepped closer to take a look. I re-read it, and this time, it said, "Pocket Money".

And I thought, "Oh. Darn."