Best flight announcements ever
It must be Southern humor. I had the funniest cabin crew/pilots on my Southwest flight to Orlando.
Some of the announcements that were made:
"In the case of a water evacuation, start swimming!"
"If you have two or more children, keep the one with the most potential."
Pilot: "Turn off your iPhones, phones, Blackberries, blueberries, raspberries..."
"Put on your mask and don't forget to breathe!"
"If you need more light, turn on the light above your head. If you make a mistake and turn on the flight attendant one instead, it turns nothing on."
"Badabeem, badaboom, we're ready to zoon. Check your seatbelts because this Boeing is going!"
And finally after landing:
"We'd like to welcome you to Orlando, home of the Magic Kingdom where all your dreams come true."
Some of the announcements that were made:
"In the case of a water evacuation, start swimming!"
"If you have two or more children, keep the one with the most potential."
Pilot: "Turn off your iPhones, phones, Blackberries, blueberries, raspberries..."
"Put on your mask and don't forget to breathe!"
"If you need more light, turn on the light above your head. If you make a mistake and turn on the flight attendant one instead, it turns nothing on."
"Badabeem, badaboom, we're ready to zoon. Check your seatbelts because this Boeing is going!"
And finally after landing:
"We'd like to welcome you to Orlando, home of the Magic Kingdom where all your dreams come true."