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what every guy shoud know
THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS (ESPECIALLY NO. 30)
1. DONT EVER LIE TO US, WE ALWAYS FIND OUT
2. WE DONT ENJOY TALKING DIRTY TO U AS MUCH AS U ENJOY LISTENING
3. DONT SAY U UNDERSTAND WHEN U DONT
4. U DONT HAVE PMS, SO DONT ACT LIKE U KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE
5. SAYING SOMETHING SWEET MIGHT GET U OFF THE HOOK; DOING SOMETHING SWEET WILL ALWAYS GET U OFF THE HOOK
6. GIRLS ARE PRETTY (GET OVER IT)
7. IF U TALK ABOUT HAVING A BIG U KNO WHAT,
WE KNOW U DONT
9. WE DONT LIKE IT WHEN U ACT LIKE MR. BIG
10. A SYSTEM IN UR CAR ONLY IMPRESSES UR HOMEBOYS
11. NO MATTER WHAT USAY, UR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A HOE (haha i guess there are a few exceptions but u know)
12. IT`S GOOD TO BE SENSITIVE
13. IF U DID SOMETHING WRONG OR EVEN IF U DIDNT, APOLOGIZE
14. BE SPONTANEOUS; DINNER AND A MOVIE WON`T ALWAYS CUT IT
15. WE ARE SELF-CONSCIOUS BY NATURE; WE CANT HELP IT
16. WE ARE DRAMA QUEENS
17. FASHION POLICE DO EXIST
19. WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CARE ABOUT MONSTER TRUCKS, CAR SYSTEMS, PAINTBALL, OR ANYTHING ELSE U AND UR FRIENDS TALK ABOUT
20. HUGS AND KISSES MUST BE GIVEN AT ALL TIMES
21. WE DONT SHAVE OUR LEGS EVERYDAY (GET OVER IT)
22. DONT MAKE BETS ABOUT US ( WE ALWAYS FIND OUT)
23. SHAVE; NO MATTER HOW COOL U THINK UR BEARD LOOKS, WE HATE IT
24. EVEN IF U THINK ITS COOL TO BURP, FART, OR EMIT OTHER STRANGE GASES FROM UR BODY, IT IS NOT
25. DONT COMPARE OUR BREAST WITH PAMELA ANDERSON`S; HER`S ARE FAKE
26. IT IS NOT COOL TO SHOOT SNOT ROCKETS
27. WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, BUT MAKEUP HELPS
28.WEWILL ALWAYS THINK WE`RE FAT, SO HUMOR US AND TELL US WE AREN`T
29. U CAN SHOOT HOOPS, SCORE A GOAL, KNOCK DOWN BIG FAT GUYS, AND HITA LITTLE BASEBALL WITH A STICK,SO WHY THE HELL CAN`T U PISS IN THE TOILET AND NOT ON IT.
30. MOST IMPORTANTLY; WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT; SO DONT FORGET IT
THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS (ESPECIALLY NO. 30)
1. DONT EVER LIE TO US, WE ALWAYS FIND OUT
2. WE DONT ENJOY TALKING DIRTY TO U AS MUCH AS U ENJOY LISTENING
3. DONT SAY U UNDERSTAND WHEN U DONT
4. U DONT HAVE PMS, SO DONT ACT LIKE U KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE
5. SAYING SOMETHING SWEET MIGHT GET U OFF THE HOOK; DOING SOMETHING SWEET WILL ALWAYS GET U OFF THE HOOK
6. GIRLS ARE PRETTY (GET OVER IT)
7. IF U TALK ABOUT HAVING A BIG U KNO WHAT,
WE KNOW U DONT
9. WE DONT LIKE IT WHEN U ACT LIKE MR. BIG
10. A SYSTEM IN UR CAR ONLY IMPRESSES UR HOMEBOYS
11. NO MATTER WHAT USAY, UR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A HOE (haha i guess there are a few exceptions but u know)
12. IT`S GOOD TO BE SENSITIVE
13. IF U DID SOMETHING WRONG OR EVEN IF U DIDNT, APOLOGIZE
14. BE SPONTANEOUS; DINNER AND A MOVIE WON`T ALWAYS CUT IT
15. WE ARE SELF-CONSCIOUS BY NATURE; WE CANT HELP IT
16. WE ARE DRAMA QUEENS
17. FASHION POLICE DO EXIST
19. WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CARE ABOUT MONSTER TRUCKS, CAR SYSTEMS, PAINTBALL, OR ANYTHING ELSE U AND UR FRIENDS TALK ABOUT
20. HUGS AND KISSES MUST BE GIVEN AT ALL TIMES
21. WE DONT SHAVE OUR LEGS EVERYDAY (GET OVER IT)
22. DONT MAKE BETS ABOUT US ( WE ALWAYS FIND OUT)
23. SHAVE; NO MATTER HOW COOL U THINK UR BEARD LOOKS, WE HATE IT
24. EVEN IF U THINK ITS COOL TO BURP, FART, OR EMIT OTHER STRANGE GASES FROM UR BODY, IT IS NOT
25. DONT COMPARE OUR BREAST WITH PAMELA ANDERSON`S; HER`S ARE FAKE
26. IT IS NOT COOL TO SHOOT SNOT ROCKETS
27. WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, BUT MAKEUP HELPS
28.WEWILL ALWAYS THINK WE`RE FAT, SO HUMOR US AND TELL US WE AREN`T
29. U CAN SHOOT HOOPS, SCORE A GOAL, KNOCK DOWN BIG FAT GUYS, AND HITA LITTLE BASEBALL WITH A STICK,SO WHY THE HELL CAN`T U PISS IN THE TOILET AND NOT ON IT.
30. MOST IMPORTANTLY; WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT; SO DONT FORGET IT