All I Really Need To Know (About Sexual Perversion) I Learned On LJ
So, I have realized something rather important about my flist.
I am sitting in a classroom (okay, technically it's a hotel ballroom, but whatever) in Bangalore; it's our lunch break in between training classes and I'm attempting to catch up on LJ. The only places I can do this are (a) in the classroom during the day, with lots and lots of people milling around, or (b) in the office during the evening, also with lots and lots of people milling around, because we don't have cubicles; it's a very open floor plan. (edit: when I STARTED writing this post, I was in class. Now I'm in the office. Okay, need for full disclosure is satisfied, moving on.) Surfing the web in privacy is an almost-unheard-of luxury; I've managed it maybe three times in the last three weeks. People are almost always behind me or within viewing distance of my monitor.
And do you know what this situation has taught me about you guys?
OMG, you people are PORNY.
NC-17 fic notices (with varying levels of detail included), blowjobs, guys getting fucked with strap-ons, g-strings, wriggling asses of hot tennis player chicks, obscene gestures, car sex, porn explosions (we have stop_drop_porn to thank for that), incest, genderfuck ... and that's just in the last day. Yes, I actually scrolled through and made a list. Heh. Just the act of composing this post has me looking over my shoulder every 5 seconds!
... erm. Not that I think there should be LESS porn. Not at all. Please continue. I LOVE YOU ALL. *g*
In other news, I am flying to Delhi this weekend to go see the Taj Mahal - and in fact have to leave in about 5 minutes to catch the plane. Will not have internet, so, see you guys on Monday!
I am sitting in a classroom (okay, technically it's a hotel ballroom, but whatever) in Bangalore; it's our lunch break in between training classes and I'm attempting to catch up on LJ. The only places I can do this are (a) in the classroom during the day, with lots and lots of people milling around, or (b) in the office during the evening, also with lots and lots of people milling around, because we don't have cubicles; it's a very open floor plan. (edit: when I STARTED writing this post, I was in class. Now I'm in the office. Okay, need for full disclosure is satisfied, moving on.) Surfing the web in privacy is an almost-unheard-of luxury; I've managed it maybe three times in the last three weeks. People are almost always behind me or within viewing distance of my monitor.
And do you know what this situation has taught me about you guys?
OMG, you people are PORNY.
NC-17 fic notices (with varying levels of detail included), blowjobs, guys getting fucked with strap-ons, g-strings, wriggling asses of hot tennis player chicks, obscene gestures, car sex, porn explosions (we have stop_drop_porn to thank for that), incest, genderfuck ... and that's just in the last day. Yes, I actually scrolled through and made a list. Heh. Just the act of composing this post has me looking over my shoulder every 5 seconds!
... erm. Not that I think there should be LESS porn. Not at all. Please continue. I LOVE YOU ALL. *g*
In other news, I am flying to Delhi this weekend to go see the Taj Mahal - and in fact have to leave in about 5 minutes to catch the plane. Will not have internet, so, see you guys on Monday!