I'm running late today
I had a dream last night. Actually, I had about five, but I'll tell you about the shortest one.
I was in a fancy house, and people kept telling me that I was pregnant. Like they knew for sure. And I was like, "NO, I'M TOTALLY NOT... there's... no... way..." but then they started to convince me... so, I walked away from them.
Then the owners of the house needed some hired hands, and it was decided that the end of the story had to have the daughter engaged to Macaulay Culkin, so they decided to hire him in order to get the introduction underway. It was really hard to find him a job. Finally they decided to have him as their chauffeur, but he never showed up.
Randomly, in the middle of the night, a football came flying through a stained glass window upstairs. Macaulay and a friend came charging through after it in full football uniforms and paint on their faces. The husband/owner grabbed him saying, "Look, here's our chauffeur! Finally! Get to work!"
He went downstairs and got in the car.
I was in a fancy house, and people kept telling me that I was pregnant. Like they knew for sure. And I was like, "NO, I'M TOTALLY NOT... there's... no... way..." but then they started to convince me... so, I walked away from them.
Then the owners of the house needed some hired hands, and it was decided that the end of the story had to have the daughter engaged to Macaulay Culkin, so they decided to hire him in order to get the introduction underway. It was really hard to find him a job. Finally they decided to have him as their chauffeur, but he never showed up.
Randomly, in the middle of the night, a football came flying through a stained glass window upstairs. Macaulay and a friend came charging through after it in full football uniforms and paint on their faces. The husband/owner grabbed him saying, "Look, here's our chauffeur! Finally! Get to work!"
He went downstairs and got in the car.