1.) on your current play list, hit shuffle and pick the first thirty songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing).
2.) write down a line of the song. try to avoid putting the song title in the line.
3.) have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. (NO CHEATING!)
4.) when someone guesses correctly, strike out the line and list the correct name of the song next to it. (don’t strike out the line until the song's ARTIST and NAME have both been guessed correctly!)
01. One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small and the ones mother gives you don't do anything at all.
02. What the fuck the fuck the fuck have I become? I've become the product of the sum.
03. Steal some covers, share some skin (oh, I like that).
04. I'm starting to believe, boy, that this was meant to be, boy, 'cause I believe in karma; tell me, do you believe in karma?
05. Cause the players tried to take the field, but the marching band refused to yeild.
06. Ya get your house back, you get your dog back, you get your best friend Jack back, you get your truck back, you get your hair back, you get your first and second wives back.
07. Went to a dance, lookin' for romance, saw Barbra Ann, thought I'd take a chance.
08. She was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar.
09. I've been denied all the best ultrasex.
10. It's been so long since I've known right from wrong. Got no job, sometimes I sit down and sob, wondering if anything will go right.
11. Take these broken wings and learn to fly, all your life, you were only waiting for the moment to arise.
12. Hangin' round, downtown by myself, and I had so much time to sit and think about myself, and then there she was.
13. All alone with the negligee that hangs off my bed, I keep meaning to give it away, but I just leave it there instead.
14. So you've been to school for a year or two and you know you've seen it all. In Daddy's car, thinkin' you'll go far, back East your type don't crawl.
15. How it does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? Now that you know who you are, what do you want to be?
16. You've been telling me you're a genius since you were seventeen and in all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean.
17. Shpalla doo! *random babble I cannot transcribe, god bless them*
18. Beautiful McMansions on a hill that overlook a highway.
19. Anyone plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost.
20. And I don't want to the world to see, 'cause I don't think they'd understand.
21. Well they say it's kind of frightening how this younger generation swings, you know it's more than just a sensation.
22. Summer time...and the livin's easy, Rodney's on the microphone with Ross MG, all people in the dance will agree that we're well qualified to represent the LZZ.
23. Here come old flat top, he come groovin' up slowly, he got juju eyeball, he want holy roller.
24. Where have all the good men, and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
25. And all the people who come and go stop and say hello. On the corner, there is a banker in a motorcar.
26. Hey, you disrespecting me? Man take 'em out! Gotta keep 'em --
27. All around in my own town, they tryin' to track me down, they say they want to bring me in guilty for the killing of a deputy.
28. You're free to leave me, just please don't deceive me.
29. Re-press-ion! I wanna be a Dalek!
30. Call me out, you stay inside, one you love is where you hide.
Also: WTF Jeph Jacques. Yay for the nekkid!Sven, but where's his
hair? I liked it the way it
was.