Fortune favours the bold ... in bed.

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There is a simple game. Add the words "in bed" to end of whatever you get out of a fortune cookie.
It's fun!

Here are the gems from tonight's fortune cookie box. Some are profound, some are surreal, some are even tragic. Just add the words "in bed" to the end. Enjoy.

Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time ...
You will travel far and wide for both business and pleasure ...
When you want to test the depth of a stream, don't use both feet ...
This is a great day to handle those real estate matters ...
Sometimes sorrow is the only truth ...
Nature, time and patience are the three best physicians ...
Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it ...
Fortune favours the bold ...
Be alert for a new opportunity ...
Good news will come to you by mail ...
Your popularity will increase once you express your desires ...
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it ...
Never make your opinions hard and inflexible ...
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races on after another ...
Happy news is on its way to you ...

and, of course, the ubiquitous This insert has a protective coating ... in bed.