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Apr 29, 2010 22:30

So my cat, Sapphire, was feeling sick 2 days ago. Really sick. She threw up 6 times in 6 hours. But she's okay now. I swear.

However, she was smelling a little pukey. And she was making my bed smell a little.

So I did something I've never done with any other animal in my life.

I took her to the groomers. Which I think is a terrible waste of money, but I really am not able to give this cat a bath. I've tried. Twice.

I go in, and they ask me if I want a Lion cut. I go "Sure!" Sounds good to me, right? Lions are pretty, I have no idea, but if they're asking me, it must be a popular cut. So I drop her off, run some errands, and come back to get her two hours later.







OH MY LORD SHE'S LIKE A TEENY, TINY HIPSTER WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND UGG BOOTS. I LAUGHED YOU GUYS. I LAUGHED AT MY CAT. I FEEL HORRIBLE.

And it's my fault she looks that way, but it's so funny, and she looks depressed about the whole situation, too. Which is just adorable. That she cares so much about her coat, I mean.

But I think this will be good for her in the summer. She won't be terribly hot, and I won't have awful allergies. I'm just really sorry it had to turn out like this.

But she really is wearing Ugg boots, you can't convince me of any other fact.

FYT:

i didn't know that could happen, hilarrifying events, omg shoes

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