You're so perfect and righteous and good, you're like Jesus Christ meets Hamlet meets Robin Hood...
I bloody hate Christmas.
No, that's not quite true. I quite like Christmas when it's actually here - it's friendly and you can sing nice songs and even sprouts sort of taste alright. It's the run-up to Christmas I loathe. I am so stressed at the moment. I'm meant to be buying a dress tonight for the work Christmas party, I have NO presents for anyone, I haven't sent a single card and I on top of that there's wedding arrangements to be making... And I have no money. Bills don't stop even for Christmas.
I feel physically sick there's the tension that can only be relieved one way... or could.
Dare me?
No, that's not quite true. I quite like Christmas when it's actually here - it's friendly and you can sing nice songs and even sprouts sort of taste alright. It's the run-up to Christmas I loathe. I am so stressed at the moment. I'm meant to be buying a dress tonight for the work Christmas party, I have NO presents for anyone, I haven't sent a single card and I on top of that there's wedding arrangements to be making... And I have no money. Bills don't stop even for Christmas.
I feel physically sick there's the tension that can only be relieved one way... or could.
Dare me?