Snogging habits in meme form

[stainedwhites]

I've kissed someone...

[x] on the cheek.
[x] on the lips.
[x] on their hands or fingers.
[x] in my room.
[x] in their room.
[x] of the opposite sex.
[x] of the same sex.
[x] a little younger than me.
[x] a little older than me.
[x] with brown hair.
[x] with curly hair
[x] with blonde hair and blue eyes.
[x] with red hair.
[x] with straight hair.
[x] shorter than me.
[o] with a lip ring.
[o] with a tounge ring.
[x] who was drunk.
[x] while I was drunk.
[x] taller than me. (not difficult)
[x] who was high.
[x] in the morning.
[x] right after waking up.
[x] just before bed.
[x] late at night.
[x] who I really didn't want to kiss.
[x] who was going out with someone else.
[x] on a bed.
[x] two people at the same time.
[x] right after I've kissed somebody else.
[o] in a graveyard.
[x] at school.
[x] against a wall.
[x] at a show.
[x] at the beach.
[x] in a pool.
[x] who was/is a good friend. (hi Bronze)
[x] in the rain.
[x] with an std. (I didn't know at the time!)
[x] in a car/taxi/bus. (on the bus)
[o] on a plane.
[x] in the movies.
[x] in a bathroom.
[x] in the dark.
[x] on a roof top.
[x] under water.
[x] while you/they were driving. (and damn well nearly got us both wrapped round a tree)
[x] who was a complete stranger.
[o] at the old folks home.
[x] at the park
[x] in a shower
[x] while people were watching

...compared to Ivan who's practically seventeen, nothing sweet about it, and never been kissed.