Beerspeak is a language we're all familiar wth. It's that way people start to talk after they've thrown down a few beers and they try to come off either a) Intellectual, b) deep, c) professional, or, d-z, anything else where they imagine they should be taken seriously.
The fact of the matter is, beerspeak makes you sound like a pineapple reamed asshole. Stop it before someone raps you in the mouth like you deserve. No one really listens to beerspeak. They just pretend to give a shit until you pass out, then they paint you up, glue shit to you, or take a teabag picture with their sack on your face.
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