Please forgive me
__last_serenade I was cracking my butt, so I forgot about your birthday party.
Here's a little present for you. You can pick it up in Delft anytime!
Need to butter my pants now, bye kids.
WAIT WAIT WAIT NOT BEFORE I TOLD INTERESTING STORIES. MET A POLICEMAN ON THE PRECIOUS INTERNETS.
Pedophiles keep threatening ugly innocent people. Why? What have we done wrong? I am not Welsch.
On the other hand, I eat a lot of cheesy objects like this:
My belly is now a giant bulb.