I'm the "third wheel" of binary gender.

[pipidyke]

I hate the way I feel so out of place around a bunch of girls talking about girly things. I can't talk about "oh I really need to shave... my hair is getting so long" because I don't shave. I can't talk about plucking my eyebrows because I've stopped shaping them altogether. I just sit there and listen for the most part... wishing we were

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[clumsyxheart]

Check these out.
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
http://www.magic-cone.com

[pipidyke]

Yeah, I actually got that first one from moonlightjoy. I have yet to master it however.

That second one is a cool idea... though if I'm in the men's room and get stuck at a journal next to a "peeker" there could be problems, lol.

Thanks for the links!

[pipidyke]

*URINAL

not journal... geez. I have lj on the brain.

[clumsyxheart]

What's funny is that I still read that as urninal. Christ.

I wish I could share the skill with you somehow (*not* a perverted comment), because I can already pee standing up!

[clumsyxheart]

Thought you might find this amusing:

mydirtysunshine: look! an entry with a girl in a white tank and suspenders!
leigh: i'm SO glad i posted
mydirtysunshine: i love her, she's so fun :-D
leigh: i know, she's so sweet
mydirtysunshine: if i wasn't taken, i'd probably have a crush on her

[pipidyke]

Awww!!! That's so sweet! I'm loved! :D