Okay, so.
I'm driving on the highway, minding my own business, when a stupid Hummer passes me and gets into my lane. Thing is, instead of driving as fast as he was doing to overtake me, he slowed down. Now, I don't mind being overtaken on the highway. But when you think I'm driving too slow for your liking, don't get in front of me and fucking slow down, RETARD. As I almost bump into him I decide to overtake him - but no no no, cuz as soon as he sees me by his left he accelerates. So I get back behind him. He overtakes a few other cars, but then a few minutes later I've come back right behind him. He was still driving slower than I was. As the snow had pretty much made it impossible to see further than 10 meters in front of the car I played the safety card and stayed behind. What an ass though. When I'm on the highway I use the cruisecontrol drive, so I'm driving at a steady pace. It's not like I had accelerated. Anyway.
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Next April is when my little sis will take part in a religious ceremony in which she will have to 'confirm' her faith in god. My parents want me to be her godmother since she needs one. But I don't believe in that sort of things. I'll do it for my sis, but I hate having to go against my values. My mum is angry because I don't believe in anything anymore. I tell her it's none of her business but she keeps saying that she's afraid I will teach my bros and sis bad things. *rolleyes* She says they need good values. LIKE I DON'T HAVE GOOD ONES. Fucking annoying. It irritates me to no end.
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Customers in general are morons. If you see me pulling or pushing a really heavy charge and I'm coming your way don't just stand there. I will fucking crush you. OR, don't go asking me where the bloody peanut butter is. It's right behind you and I'M BUSY. The clever ones will always state the obvious. "It looks heavy!", they say. No way! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUESS??? Was it because I was as red as a tomatoe and looked like I was about to explode? Cuz I don't know what could have given it away. We had our stock coming in late once and this one customer comes up to me and says, "looks like the van came in late this morning!". Nah it didn't. We just felt like waiting for you to come in to start placing and emptying the boxes.
Classic lines from the funny ones:
When I'm placing eggs in the fridge I'm usually on my knees cuz it's pretty low. It is garanteed that at least once or twice a week an old man/woman will joke that I should not be praying in front of the eggs. Look. It was NOT funny the first time, and it bloody NEVER WILL BE.
If an item doesn't scan, "it's cuz it's free, init!". NO IT ISN'T. AGAIN, NOT FUNNY.
When I'm filling up the milk fridge there's always someone who asks me if I milked the cows this very morning. Ha. Ha. Ha. NOT.
When you show something to a customer they more than too often will tell you that they didn't see it. NO, REALLY? Cuz I truly believed you did.
The ones that disgust me are the ones who will complain that ours is a bad supermarket because such and such items are missing or that there's never anything on the shelves. Um, hello? *looks around* There's enough food here to feed an entire city so will you just shut the fuck up and go home to your easy lives while most of the people who produce the shit we eat everyday don't eat more than 1 meal a day and work in inhumane conditions? Pathetic.
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I need to study for my test tomorrow. Yay.
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Next April is when my little sis will take part in a religious ceremony in which she will have to 'confirm' her faith in god. My parents want me to be her godmother since she needs one. But I don't believe in that sort of things. I'll do it for my sis, but I hate having to go against my values. My mum is angry because I don't believe in anything anymore. I tell her it's none of her business but she keeps saying that she's afraid I will teach my bros and sis bad things. *rolleyes* She says they need good values. LIKE I DON'T HAVE GOOD ONES. Fucking annoying. It irritates me to no end.
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Customers in general are morons. If you see me pulling or pushing a really heavy charge and I'm coming your way don't just stand there. I will fucking crush you. OR, don't go asking me where the bloody peanut butter is. It's right behind you and I'M BUSY. The clever ones will always state the obvious. "It looks heavy!", they say. No way! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUESS??? Was it because I was as red as a tomatoe and looked like I was about to explode? Cuz I don't know what could have given it away. We had our stock coming in late once and this one customer comes up to me and says, "looks like the van came in late this morning!". Nah it didn't. We just felt like waiting for you to come in to start placing and emptying the boxes.
Classic lines from the funny ones:
When I'm placing eggs in the fridge I'm usually on my knees cuz it's pretty low. It is garanteed that at least once or twice a week an old man/woman will joke that I should not be praying in front of the eggs. Look. It was NOT funny the first time, and it bloody NEVER WILL BE.
If an item doesn't scan, "it's cuz it's free, init!". NO IT ISN'T. AGAIN, NOT FUNNY.
When I'm filling up the milk fridge there's always someone who asks me if I milked the cows this very morning. Ha. Ha. Ha. NOT.
When you show something to a customer they more than too often will tell you that they didn't see it. NO, REALLY? Cuz I truly believed you did.
The ones that disgust me are the ones who will complain that ours is a bad supermarket because such and such items are missing or that there's never anything on the shelves. Um, hello? *looks around* There's enough food here to feed an entire city so will you just shut the fuck up and go home to your easy lives while most of the people who produce the shit we eat everyday don't eat more than 1 meal a day and work in inhumane conditions? Pathetic.
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I need to study for my test tomorrow. Yay.