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1) What color shoes are you wearing? If you're not wearing any, what color were the last pair of shoes you had on?
I am currently shoeless. However, the last shoes I was wearing were brown, with pink hearts printed on the soles (havaianas flip flops).
2) I'm gonna buy you an item that once belonged to a celebrity. Any item. I'll even steal it from the celeb if they won't give it up. Whatcha want?
A sixties Pan Am stewardess bag featured on Gilmore Girls two (probably) weeks ago. It. Was. So. Cute. So the specifically belonging to a celebrity thing is sketchier than maybe an optimal lack of sketchiness, but I think it qualifies. Plus? It. Was. So. Cute.
3) Three work-out songs that need to be on my MP3 player. Go.
Okay, I'm not really a work-out person, so if these suck, my apologies. It was way fun finding songs that (I hope) would be good, though.
Josie and the Pussycats - Money
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=69274D1E2CB98949
Coldplay - Clocks - Dance Remix
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F42EDDDA162FD42F
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=EAD102DE174F4E0D
4) What's the meaning of life?
To find a way to be peaceful, secure, worry-free, and happy as often as possible. And to be a good person while you're doing it.
5) Let's go on Jerry Springer. What's our story gonna be?
I recently found out that you're my illegitimate (I'm one to talk) half-sister that my mother had as a teenager. I bring you on the show to break the news. The fine, fine folks at the Jerry Springer show also managed to locate and retrieve your actual father, who we find out is not only a coke dealer (who dips his hand in the pot from time to time), but is also in the pre-surgical stages of becoming a woman. His name is Bob, but he asks to be called 'Thelma'.
I can't make those parentheses go away. I'm sure it's blindingly simple. I'm also fairly sure I'll never figure it out. Oh well.
I am currently shoeless. However, the last shoes I was wearing were brown, with pink hearts printed on the soles (havaianas flip flops).
2) I'm gonna buy you an item that once belonged to a celebrity. Any item. I'll even steal it from the celeb if they won't give it up. Whatcha want?
A sixties Pan Am stewardess bag featured on Gilmore Girls two (probably) weeks ago. It. Was. So. Cute. So the specifically belonging to a celebrity thing is sketchier than maybe an optimal lack of sketchiness, but I think it qualifies. Plus? It. Was. So. Cute.
3) Three work-out songs that need to be on my MP3 player. Go.
Okay, I'm not really a work-out person, so if these suck, my apologies. It was way fun finding songs that (I hope) would be good, though.
Josie and the Pussycats - Money
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=69274D1E2CB98949
Coldplay - Clocks - Dance Remix
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F42EDDDA162FD42F
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad)
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=EAD102DE174F4E0D
4) What's the meaning of life?
To find a way to be peaceful, secure, worry-free, and happy as often as possible. And to be a good person while you're doing it.
5) Let's go on Jerry Springer. What's our story gonna be?
I recently found out that you're my illegitimate (I'm one to talk) half-sister that my mother had as a teenager. I bring you on the show to break the news. The fine, fine folks at the Jerry Springer show also managed to locate and retrieve your actual father, who we find out is not only a coke dealer (who dips his hand in the pot from time to time), but is also in the pre-surgical stages of becoming a woman. His name is Bob, but he asks to be called 'Thelma'.
I can't make those parentheses go away. I'm sure it's blindingly simple. I'm also fairly sure I'll never figure it out. Oh well.