Hey all you sexy people

Mar 23, 2015 19:23

Here is some of what you get if you type "sexy" in the search box on Etsy.

Links, so you know I am not making any of this up. Which is your favorite?

Nautical Apron
Because nothing says "fuck me" like a cotton apron, I guess.

Sexy overalls
I know I can barely contain myself. DAMN.

Echeveria Plants in Pots
RAWWWWRRRRR

A thong for your favorite fellow
What.

Corkscrew
I just cannot even.

Depiction of Marilyn Monroe that does not look like her
Is this sexy? Can someone explain the sexiness to me? I missed it altogether.

Door Handles
Because they protrude? But don't all door handles protrude?

Greeting card
Thank goodness you're only sort-of-okay-looking, in good light when you've had enough rest.

Oh my god
Defies description.

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