Here is some of what you get if you type "sexy" in the search box on Etsy.
Links, so you know I am not making any of this up. Which is your favorite?
Nautical ApronBecause nothing says "fuck me" like a cotton apron, I guess.
Sexy overallsI know I can barely contain myself. DAMN.
Echeveria Plants in PotsRAWWWWRRRRR
A thong for your favorite fellowWhat.
CorkscrewI just cannot even.
Depiction of Marilyn Monroe that does not look like herIs this sexy? Can someone explain the sexiness to me? I missed it altogether.
Door HandlesBecause they protrude? But don't all door handles protrude?
Greeting cardThank goodness you're only sort-of-okay-looking, in good light when you've had enough rest.
Oh my godDefies description.
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