all stolen from scott.

May 09, 2008 12:40


Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarassing.
Step 4: Post and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1. Girls we got work to do, pass me the paint and glue!
2. Have i got a girl for you, wait till ya meet her!
3. hi nancy, hi helen, what's the story morning glory, whats the tale nightengale?
4. yeah yeah oh yeah. i've got it all but i fell so deprived.
5. my dearest darlingest momsie and popsicle...my dear father.
6. you gotta be sincere. you gotta be sincere.
7. raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens...
8. falling in love with love is falling for make believe
9. that's why birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let's do it, let's fall in love...
10. misus landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok, mr. harris was her boyfriend and h had a great big cock-a-doodle doodle...
11. In the town, where i was born, lived a man who sailed to sea...
12. i love myself, i want you to love me, when i fall down i want you above me...
13. oh-h-h woke up today, feeling the way i always do...
14. Do you hear what i hear? do you see what i mean?
15. i don't want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing i need, i don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas Tree...
16. imagine me and you, and you and me, i think about you day and night, it's only right, to think about the one you love and hold her tight...
17. heeeeey. charlie. hey charlie wake up!
18. Celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators, did they have brains of knowledge, don't make me laugh.
19. I mean when you've got friends like mine, i mean When you got friends like mine, isn't it warm, isn't it rosy side by side....
20. This is the story about a girl named lucky.
21. Something has changed within me, something is not the same, I'm through with playing by the rules of someone elses game...
22. My girls, Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel in our spellbinding callings from WICKED!....
23. You can't stop an avalanch as it races down the hill, you can try to stop the seasons girl but you know you never will...
24. Tale as old as time, tune as old as song, barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectidly...
25. (sigh) Sometimes I think, when i look up real high, that there's such a big world up there, i'de like to give it a try...
26. let me take you down, cause i'm goin to strawberry fields...
27.a kooka bazooka nanooka rabucca saluuca nakooka bazooka destroy voodo man come and take my hand...
28. I know seymours the greatest, but i'm dting a semi-sadist, so i got a black eye and my arms in a cast...
29. It was great when it all began, i was a regular frankie fan, but it was over when he had the plan to start workin on a muscle man...
30. your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy, I know what every princess needs, for her to live life Happily...

I Banged my ex cause I love marijuana

pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - my ex
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - your mom
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a easter egg
23 - Santa Claus
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue -Because the lil people told me to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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