Pipster Prompt-A-Thon III

[runenklinge]

It is Piper´s birthday, as well as the anniversary of the last one.
Welcome to the Pipster Prompt-A-Thon Round 3!

What is a Prompt-a-Thon? Super-fun! (Check out our first one and our second one)
Basically, you leave a prompt, someone fills your prompt (fic, art, everything) and in turn leaves a prompt which is filled by someone (this someone can of

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[defying3reason]

Prompt: This is a jail break, not a pissing contest!

[seftimiu]

Jailbreaks were usually easier if Sam was on the outside of the jail with his handy dandy mirror of wonder. But in this case, he was the one that they were breaking out. Or, rather, he and Digger. The two men had been pinched after a drinking binge that had left them so insensible that one of them had actually walked up to Flash and asked him if he ever took the stick out of his ass, and if not how the hell did he manage to bend over?

Needless to say, they’d both been taken in for outstanding warrants as well as being drunk and disorderly.

After letting them sit in jail for a couple of weeks to give them time to ‘think about what they’d done’, Cold said it was time to get them out because he had a Rogue Birthday heist planned. The dubious honor of breaking them out of course was being left to Piper and Trickster while Mick, Cold, and Mark got the beer and decorations ready for the aftermath-birthday party.

Oh, how they regretted it now.

“What the hell are you doing?” Trickster looked on incredulous

[runenklinge]

...why does this seem so familiar?
I´m not kidding.
Maybe it´s because it´s past midnight, but I´m having a major deja-vu over here

[seftimiu]

LOL because I already wrote about their FIRST contest (This was the rematch) in another fic. So it was kind of a sequel or rather in the same universe. ;)

[kansan_entrails]

Oh Trickster, you just have to go and make it worse.

[seftimiu]

LOL He wouldn't be him if he didn't do that at times.

[kansan_entrails]

Indeed.

[karunya]

Best use of the concept of "literally" -- EVER.

[seftimiu]

Danke! /bows/ ;)

[defying3reason]

oh goodness, i honestly did not expect a literal pissing contest. very well done! poor piper, that is not a good birthday present at all.

didja want to prompt me back? (not sure if we're doing it that way again or not...)

[seftimiu]

LOL thank you! I'm one of those expect the unexpected types. I try to be surprising. Though in this particular one I couldn't resist expanding on the idea I'd used before. When I play Digger in RPG format, my Digger's history includes a piss contest (I also incorporated it into a story somewhere.). He lost to Sam in jail, so this was the rematch. XD

Let's see... /thinks/

Prompt: Trickster turned into a rat temporarily!

[defying3reason]

James talked Piper into a lot of really bad ideas. He flashed that charming smile of his, or when Piper was having a moodier day, went for the vulnerable approach and appealed to his fellow crook's goody-goody side, fixed him with those AMAZING blue eyes, and more often than not, Piper followed his very fine ass into ridiculous team ups that invariably ended by being thrown into a cell in Iron Heights by an irate superhero

[seftimiu]

ROTFLMAO EEEEE she left the cape and mask on him! /claps happily/ THANK YOUkk!

LOL!

[defying3reason]

glad you liked it :)

you just KNOW piper's going to be threatening him with a habitrail XD

[karunya]

Hm.... does this mean that I can turn my rat into a blond with nice glutes?

[defying3reason]

if you figure that spell out, please share ^^