Hi-Jack: Prompt-a-thon is on!
Due to the positive feddback on the suggestion post, letś do this!
You give me a prompt. I´ll write you one, but in turn the next person will ask a drabble from you and you will write it. The next person will request a drabble from that person.....and so on and so forth.
So, B gets a drabble from A, C gets a drabble from B, D gets a drabble from C ( Read more... )
You give me a prompt. I´ll write you one, but in turn the next person will ask a drabble from you and you will write it. The next person will request a drabble from that person.....and so on and so forth.
So, B gets a drabble from A, C gets a drabble from B, D gets a drabble from C ( Read more... )
"Thanks...I wasn't sure if you'd want to see me after...all those things I...he...the things that were said."
"That wasn't you James..."
"It wasn't out of character enough to make any of my fri...close personal acquaintances question why I was acting that way." The words escape in a rush and it's suddenly difficult to meet Piper's eyes.
"James..."
"Lord Hart 'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to come out like an accusation...mph!" Piper leaves his hand firmly pressed against James' mouth and so he can't do anything but stare.
"My parents had a problem with it James, as do most of my close friends and associates. The fact that the sudden switch didn't seem out of character says much more about me than it does about you. So, once more for the record. It wasn't your fault, I don't blame you and I certainly don't hate you. Clear?" James rolls his eyes, feels the cold, prickly something in the bottom of his chest finally thawing and Piper removes his hand.
"Clear. Still friends then? Free to drop by, hang out and talk whenever, where-ever?
"I'd like to think so. You've always been one of my better ones...in spite of your horrendous taste in music."
"Lots of people like ABBA Hartley. You, Mark and Len are the exception, not the rule." The banter feels good. It's been ages since their habitual snark has come without any underlying bitterness.
"Whatever help you sleep at night James."
"Snob."
"Plebian." They hold the mock glare for exactly thirty seconds before collapsing into gales of laughter, smiling through tears of merriment and hugging in order to stay upright. All is finally right with the world.
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I love this! This what should have happened!
Prompt?
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Prompt: Fold
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"Yes, Wally?"
"When you and a guy...you know, how do you do it?"
"Curious?"
"No! No! Not like that! I have a wife and kids!"
"You won't be able to hide behind that iron fortress forever!"
"What?! No! I mean does your penis like fold into a vagina?"
"..."
"Like when things get heated?"
"..."
"Like when you and that guy want to do it?"
"..."
"Sex! Hartley! Sex! That's what I'm asking about!"
"Wally. Shut up."
"Thanks, Tricks."
"No problem, Pipe."
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Prompt?
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you´re awesome!
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“You have got to be kidding me!”
“I assure you Wally I’m perfectly serious.”
“A Rogue planet? Roguepokolips?”
“If they want it. Do you?”
“That’s…very generous of you Piper.”
“Always been a Giver me.”
“ Considering the state that Earth’s in…we’re more than happy to take it off your hands…”
“Stay out of it Leonard! Piper you can’t just annex and entire planet!”
“I didn’t. They gave it to me.”
“They gave it to you!?”
“That’s what I said isn’t it? They gave it to me, I don’t really want it…so I prettified it up and now I’m paying it forward.”
“But…that…you can’t just…”
“We won’t allow it!” the Batman growls.
“And how precisely do you intend to stop me?” The melodic voice abruptly turns dark and green light kindles at the back of blue eyes.
“And when he says me he means us,” an oily voice adds as the Lord of Hell appears in a burst of green flames, smirking and lazily twirling a yo-yo.
One by one the League turn their backs and walk away.
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I can imagine Len´s final goodybe to good old earth going something like "We got our own planet now...with blackjack and hookers! So long, suckers!"
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4Kids is mortified to present...Neron and Pals!
Neron:BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED DECEIVING PEOPLE IN A MANNER THAT RENDERS
MOTIVE OPAQUE!
James:I must admit that does excite me...but only when I do it.
Which is why I've decided to USURP YOU! ALL YOUR POWERS
ARE BELONGING TO ME!!!
Neron:Oh F&*#!!!
4Kids if forced to present...Trickster and Pals!
Piper:James did you forget our Anniversary? [laugh track] Again? [laugh track]
James: Yes. I was too busy mentally screwing over the entire Justice League!
[laugh track] They all think the only way to save the world is to
preform an elaborate group dance. In tutus. [laugh track]
Piper: That's my James!
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Keystone Citizen: Awwww, that sounds nice.
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Prompt: Fish Bowl
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"I don't know how many times I have to tell you, but I can't understand you." Hartley said while practically glaring at the fish.
Hartley felt that even though he was talking to a fish, the Justice League shouldn't be looking at him like a freak. It wasn't like none of them had never been turned into animals before!
"Zatanna said she'll be able to set things straight once she gets back from the mission." Wally started moving his fingers back and forth over James's bowl to see if he'd come up for food.
Flub! Flub! Flub! Flub!
"Thanks, Wally." Hartley watched Fish!James throw a fit in his bowl. "Calm down or you're going to have a heart attack."
Bloop.
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