Sunny disposhis and chocolate cookies

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Chocolate cookies

300 grams butter
4 dl sugar
2 ts vanillin sugar
2 eggs
6 dl wheat flour
2 ts baking powder
200 grams chocolate

1. Mix together the butter and sugar a good deal earlier so the butter can soften
2. Drop the chocolate bar to the floor (in its wrap, mind you) to get it in pieces. Taste few bits to make sure it is good. Chop the rest of it till it's teeny weeny things
3. Put on the machine that makes whipped stuff to get sugar and butter mixed
4. Mix together the flours, baking powder and vanilla sugar if you forgot it earlier
5. Break the eggs into a bowl
6. When everything is ready to the big final, go to bathroom if the nature calls, because you won't have time later.
7. Come back. Now, if you find a fly in the mix, go to the next part. If the mix is flyless, skip to the part 12.
8. Say a few special swearwords and dispose the butter-sugar-fly-mix
9. Do again number 1. Wacth Gray's Anatomy til the butter is done offering the cold shoulder
10. Do again number 3
11. Now if everything is finally flyless, go to the next number with a cheer or two. If not, dispose the mix, say more swearwords while doing it and let others do the cookies while sulking under blanket with flyswatter
12. Mix the eggs, flours and chocolate into the butter-sugar
13. Make little cookies to the baking sheet. Try to get most of the pastry on the sheets instead of mouth.
14. If the oven has not been heated yet, put it now to warm up to 175 Celsius-degrees
15. Put the baking sheet with cookies-to-be into oven when it's ready
16. Remember to take the cookies off after 15 minutes or when the smoke is too disturbing
17. Taste some of them when they have cooled. Enjoy
18. Feel bad when recalling your diet.
19. Give a toss to the diet today and take another cookie.

Biking

1. Feel sorry for all the extra calories
2. Decide to go biking
3. Remember to take cell-phone with you, just in case. Nothing ever happens so the power doesn't matter
4. Be happy
5. Try to be cool while biking past the house where the guy that was your first crush lived if he is there now
6. Let the downhill and the wind in your hair do its magic
7. Wonder why the back wheel feels funny
8. Get off the bike and realise the back wheel is empty
9. Notice there's still 4 kilometers left before you are at home
10. Take the phone and try to make a call to home
11. Realise the battery is empty
12. Curse all the mosquitos to the lowest hell
13. Don't mind about those and walk merrily back to home whistling 'Puttin' on the Ritz' and 'I'll be there for you' when not cursing the mosquitos
14. Don't let your worried family change your good mood
15. Take a shower, strech and feel good while eating one cookie.