HAH.

[pip_foo]

Frodo, in order to prove to you about Merry, I found these old letters, concerning him.

Letters Between Frodo and Pippin, Concerning Merry

Pippin, to Frodo

Dear Frodo,

You know he said today? Wonder what my shirt would look like, with this carrot, he said. So what do you call that? Masculine?

Pippin.

Frodo, in response to Pippin

Dear Pippin,

I, er.

Comments

[angsty_hobbit]

...you do not win.

[pip_foo]

Do too.

Just let over, Frodo. The evidence is all there. Poor Merry, he's been outed.

[angsty_hobbit]

Poor Merry indeed. Does he know about this?

[pip_foo]

....No.

[angsty_hobbit]

So if I were to write him a letter detailing our conversations, what do you suppose his reaction would be?

[pip_foo]

You wouldn't.

Would you?

[angsty_hobbit]

I don't know, Mr. Took. Would I?