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Damn, this summer secsion sucks. I get so mad at assholes who bitch about having a summer job. Bleh. try 8-5 which is when my first class is and my last class ends. Hopefully i will be able to visit some family on the west coast. Gotta find a way to generate some money. I wonder if the sperm bank is open now? Always can whore myself out. For those who dont care, it is weird to know that my dad sold his and is going to be assigned by the peace corps. some where. HE sold his house so a family of mormons, and i laughed and laughed and laughed. apperntly he got a good chunk of money but half went to my mom and a good chunk of it went to the state. its great how the state raised everyones property value so they could collect more money. Ah yes. If gas prices go down, i shall be camping in august. either going to southern colorado or west texas somewhere.
now if i could only sign a treaty with those damn underwear gnomes, maybe they will stop looking at me when i masterbate. but it is always fun to get them drunk and convince them that other people are making an army of monkeeeeyz, both the band and the animals, to attack. then they are all like thanks man, youre a true friend. THats when i throw into the toliet and score 3.7 points. hells yeah
now if i could only sign a treaty with those damn underwear gnomes, maybe they will stop looking at me when i masterbate. but it is always fun to get them drunk and convince them that other people are making an army of monkeeeeyz, both the band and the animals, to attack. then they are all like thanks man, youre a true friend. THats when i throw into the toliet and score 3.7 points. hells yeah