Oh. My. God.
An invisibility potion?!
Invisibility potion!!
It's a conspiracy, I know it is. It's like... it's like... Well I don't know what it's like, but I will find out, you mark my words! I'm really excellent at research.
Now, I would like to apologise for my extended period of withdrawal, which you will all have noticed because I am so great. But, I needed my space, and excessive time for thinking about the important things in life, like my mum, and how my hair might look better if it were brushed to the side slightly more to the left. My left.
...
I think I may have detected a speck of dandruff. Dear god. I must attend to this immediately.
-Ernie
Invisibility potion!!
It's a conspiracy, I know it is. It's like... it's like... Well I don't know what it's like, but I will find out, you mark my words! I'm really excellent at research.
Now, I would like to apologise for my extended period of withdrawal, which you will all have noticed because I am so great. But, I needed my space, and excessive time for thinking about the important things in life, like my mum, and how my hair might look better if it were brushed to the side slightly more to the left. My left.
...
I think I may have detected a speck of dandruff. Dear god. I must attend to this immediately.
-Ernie