HOLD THE PHONE ---> ROADKILL
I have officially witnessed my first roadkill in action.
Driving along. Minding my own business. When a not so 'sparky' squirrel bolted across the road. Dodges the first car and runs straight into the big shiny wheel of a car running the other direction.
I swear it was just running one minute and all of the sudden... sleep in midrun.
Then I get to class and my lovely buddy throws me a pack of these...
That's right children... you guessed it.
These are fruity-flavoured Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candies.
They come in a variety of partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels for you enjoyment!
If you can't resist running down moving animals, you certainly can't resist eating fun little flattened shapes of mini animals... previously in motion.
So remember kids: animals are only 10 points if you hit them.
Grannies in crosswalks are 80 points.