Everything was going fine. Mr. Kasparov was desperately extolling the virtues of his opposition party, Other Russia, to a group of international journalists.
Addressing several hundred activists and members of the foreign press attending the meeting in central Moscow, Kasparov accused Russian authorities of creating a "feudal fiefdom." He also criticized mainstream opposition parties that did not attend the assembly, such as Yabloko and the Union of Rightist Forces.
"May 17 is a special day," Kasparov said, finally opening the session.
"On May 17, 1606, Moscow rebelled against the False Dmitry," he said, in a clear attempt to link the 17th-century pretender to the Muscovite throne to President Dmitry Medvedev.
The assembly's political declaration called the ruling political regime in Russia "illegitimate" and said State Duma elections in December and the presidential vote in March were "neither free, nor competent, nor fair." The assembly was created to turn Russia into a "legal, democratic, secular, federative republic," the declaration said.
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