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Hooray! Got the job working with Pfrank and Ivynova.
Bad news: I woke up sunday with Bell's Palsy.
Yes, one side of my face is paralyzed. I have to hold my lips together with my fingers on one side to drink out of a glass or bottle.
Raging tinnitus in my left ear.
Left eye not closing quite all the way, so it's watering uncontrollably.
Can't move my heek on my left side so I can't eat there either. all the food piles up between my cheek and teeth. Try that with a restaraunt style corn chip sometime. MMM. FUN. POINTY.
I can't whistle. one side puckers up but the other, a straight line down the center, just hangs there loose. Tried to blow some ashess off the table and spit everywhere.
This morning is worse than yesterday, I've got even more paralysis in my lips, my speech sounds wacky unless I try to stretch my mouth out on one side. This of course makes my ear ring like a big painful gong.
SUpposedly, this should clear up in 3-5 months.
MONTHS.
Hooray! I'm 35 and the warranty is expired! Now all sorts of weird shit can go wrong with me!
Bad news: I woke up sunday with Bell's Palsy.
Yes, one side of my face is paralyzed. I have to hold my lips together with my fingers on one side to drink out of a glass or bottle.
Raging tinnitus in my left ear.
Left eye not closing quite all the way, so it's watering uncontrollably.
Can't move my heek on my left side so I can't eat there either. all the food piles up between my cheek and teeth. Try that with a restaraunt style corn chip sometime. MMM. FUN. POINTY.
I can't whistle. one side puckers up but the other, a straight line down the center, just hangs there loose. Tried to blow some ashess off the table and spit everywhere.
This morning is worse than yesterday, I've got even more paralysis in my lips, my speech sounds wacky unless I try to stretch my mouth out on one side. This of course makes my ear ring like a big painful gong.
SUpposedly, this should clear up in 3-5 months.
MONTHS.
Hooray! I'm 35 and the warranty is expired! Now all sorts of weird shit can go wrong with me!