Sep 28, 2007 21:52
Who the fuck are you? You don't even LIVE here? Why am I havIng to fucking parallel park around your ass when YOU parked me in?
I LIVE HERE! YOU DON'T!
*You fucking park me in again and I'll cut off your dick and sell it to the French!
*DIrect, True-to-life, honest to god real story quote. Had myself laughing by the end.