May 26, 2004 15:54
I have a good story for today. This morning before school I really had to go pee. So I went into the bathroom and glanced at the toilet seat and LOW AND BEHOLD I see the President and first lady smiling at me!!! This is only one of the numerous pictures we have received of the lovely Bush and spouse. The first picture was turned into modern art by my step father who, approapriately, drew devil horns and a tail on Dubya along with a huge target. And now the second picture smiles at my ass.
Let me tell you it sure is surprising when you're going to take a pee and you see the President looking at your butt.