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My uncle called yesterday. We had this weird, unclish conversation:
HIM: Hi. May I talk to your mom, Eva*?
ME: She's not there, and its Edith by the way.
HIM: Oh. How is going for you?
ME:Fine (Oh uncle, if only you could notice that each time you asked me this question, I mean, EVERY SINGLE TIME WE ARE TALKING together, the answer is always and remains FINE. If you only you could get it and skip it next time. Like I would ever say: Oh, everyting is awful, Uncle Simon, my life is such a bullshit and I dont have THESE FUCKING U2 TICKETS. Yeah rrrrrright. But, whatever.)
HIM: How's school?
ME: Good( That question is a skip-it-please-next-time question too)
HIM: You are intelligent, right? I hope you are.
ME: Erm... yes. I... am. (What the fuck????)
HIM: Good. Stay intelligent, then. Tell your mom I called.
ME: Erm... okay.
Clic
WHAT THE HELL? Stay intelligent? Please? What is that suppose to mean anyway???? Stay intelligent. Huh? I've never heard of that before!!! OMG!!!LOL.
* Eva is my little sister. She's like, 11. Come on.
... Stay intelligent. Bwahahahahahhahahaaha!!!!
EDIT: Stay intelligent, Edith. Or you might blow. Hahahahahahahaha!
EDIT 2: In a moment of emergency, dont panic. Stay intelligent. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
HIM: Hi. May I talk to your mom, Eva*?
ME: She's not there, and its Edith by the way.
HIM: Oh. How is going for you?
ME:Fine (Oh uncle, if only you could notice that each time you asked me this question, I mean, EVERY SINGLE TIME WE ARE TALKING together, the answer is always and remains FINE. If you only you could get it and skip it next time. Like I would ever say: Oh, everyting is awful, Uncle Simon, my life is such a bullshit and I dont have THESE FUCKING U2 TICKETS. Yeah rrrrrright. But, whatever.)
HIM: How's school?
ME: Good( That question is a skip-it-please-next-time question too)
HIM: You are intelligent, right? I hope you are.
ME: Erm... yes. I... am. (What the fuck????)
HIM: Good. Stay intelligent, then. Tell your mom I called.
ME: Erm... okay.
Clic
WHAT THE HELL? Stay intelligent? Please? What is that suppose to mean anyway???? Stay intelligent. Huh? I've never heard of that before!!! OMG!!!LOL.
* Eva is my little sister. She's like, 11. Come on.
... Stay intelligent. Bwahahahahahhahahaaha!!!!
EDIT: Stay intelligent, Edith. Or you might blow. Hahahahahahahaha!
EDIT 2: In a moment of emergency, dont panic. Stay intelligent. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!