So, I just heard that I have had sex with 300 people!

[pinupfemme]

LOL What a rumor! Apparently, I am AMAZING and have had so much time for all this fucking. Really I feel a little sad that it isn't true, being that I am a proud slut. So. To make me feel better and since I am an ambitious femme; I am now accepting 225 applicants to help me make this rumor true. We might need a couple extra's as its somewhere

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[therealkeltik]

you pissed at me...?

if not... ill sign up... :P

[pinupfemme]

I am not pissed at you, dork.

You were already on this list...but do you think you can handle it? ;)

[therealkeltik]

ok, thats good.

i didnt realise :D

and probably not... :P

[pinupfemme]

Don't worry, I'll go easy on you ;)

[therealkeltik]

ahh youll go easy on me... so ill only get 3rd degree friction burns from being spanked then...

[therealkeltik]

friction burns? *confused*
I had no intention of spanking...is that something you normally include with your sex? Not that I don't, but its not a requirement. lol

[pinupfemme]

oops that last one was me. lol

[therealkeltik]

ah right i was wondering! ahh no i dont do spanking...

[therealkeltik]

damnit, that one was me too...

[therealkeltik]

it was a joke... no i dont usually include it...