Nov 25, 2010 01:31
[It was only supposed to be a simple trip to the mall to pick up some oil for Atem to help him with his 'problem'. Plus, it was a good reason to hang out with Jounouchi, right? Just two besties, running out, to grab a single item. Nothing more..
However, Yuugi's LP clicks on, and he's there, grinning widely. Holding a collar and a chain in his hand. This might be disturbing to some, but considering what he wears, this is sort of normal. Outside the pet store? Maybe not so much, but..]
Hello! My name is Yuugi, and boy, do I have some gift ideas for you!
[Insert audience ooohing and ahhhing.]
This might look like a collar dear ol' Fido-kun might wear, but in actuality, it is a hit new fashion craze! Check this out!
[The screen pans left, and somehow, Jounouchi is there.. wearing one. TO SAY HE LOOKS ANNOYED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.]
Look at how stylish this leather collar goes with his ensemble! And they are tailored for all season use! Spring, summer, fall, winter! Any size, any shape, any color! They never go out of style!
[Insert audience applause. Jou says something but it's muffled by the audience, and Yuugi quiets them down with a wink.]
Call now, and you can get one of these stylish accessories for only 10.99! The first 20 callers will not only get a free silver chain which can be used for multiple things, be it to secure your wallet to your pants or as a leash for your 'special' person [cue winking oh god what is life even] but you can also get this tube of black eyeliner, absolutely free!
So call now! Don't miss out on this special offer!
[More applause. And then the lights fade out.. and Yuugi kind of stands there, smile fading. He looks vaguely horrified before the feed cuts out.]
e: infomercials,
m: mou hitori no boku,
m: jounouchi,
collars are not bondage,
bestie is not a dog okay